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Can you hear the drums Ferdinando?
Sun, 25/04/2010 - 09:38 by Mr. HM

Rio Ferdinand joins the Footballers Hall of Fame as an interior designer comes forward to do a good old kiss and tell with the News of the World on the England captain. She will hopefully be able to afford a mask now.

His 13 year long relationship with Princess Fiona ended when he got given the England captaincy, presumably because John Terry had been sacked for exactly the same thing.

This is another story which joins the long line of "WHY WOULD HE?" stories from the past few years (We're looking at you Ashley Cole). The quotes she comes out with are classic.

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  • Brain of Britain has plain girlfriend, hold the front page

    bystander Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:00
  • Surely should be 'Inexplicable munter caught with inexplicable munter'?

    slug Mon, 26/04/2010 - 10:59
  • She must be a fucking phenomenal shag.

    retrovertigo Sun, 25/04/2010 - 22:47
  • "This is another story which joins the long line of "WHY WOULD HE?" stories from the past few years (We're looking at you Ashley Cole)."

    While I would generally tend to agree with that sentiment, and Cole being a complete cunt (whichever one, meh), I would still be pushed to say anything more than Cheryl Cole has got to be the most hardfaced, dead-eyed, sexless chav. He had to see it without the slap and hair extensions, remember

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 10:02
  • "This is another story which joins the long line of "WHY WOULD HE?" stories from the past few years (We're looking at you Ashley Cole)."

    While I would generally tend to agree with that sentiment, and Cole being a complete cunt (whichever one, meh), I would still be pushed to say anything more than Cheryl Cole has got to be the most hardfaced, dead-eyed, sexless chav. He had to see it without the slap and hair extensions, remember

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 10:02
  • She must be a fucking phenomenal shag.

    retrovertigo Sun, 25/04/2010 - 22:47
  • Surely should be 'Inexplicable munter caught with inexplicable munter'?

    slug Mon, 26/04/2010 - 10:59
  • Brain of Britain has plain girlfriend, hold the front page

    bystander Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:00

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