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Fri, 18/09/2009 - 15:38 by Metrosexual

We spoke too soon! Yesterday we were marvelling that Robbie had gone back to LA without completely pissing the nation off with his smug pop goonery.

Sadly, his tiresome shenanigans are set to start properly when he does a turn on the first live X Factor episode of the series next month.

So if you're not into gurning, facial contortions, being winked at and watching a multimillionnaire twirl a microphone stand around, Freddie Mercury style, while crooning away all about his problems make sure you don't tune in.

Gah!

How has he sold so many records?! How?! Are YOU buying them?

They're hardly classics. Anyone remember the tune to stuff like Sexed Up, Advertising Space of Lovelight? Exactly.

Just to warn you. It'll be a Cowell and Williams double bill. Approach with caution / pissed.

Robbie Williams pictures, Robbie Williams

Comments

Don't worry. He won't make it past the auditions.
chuckdingo Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:56
Fuck Robbie, I want more stories about Katona, she is chavtastic.
sandyman Sat, 19/09/2009 - 11:20
Let's face it, cunty chav TV like X Fatter and the fat dancer from Take That go hand in hand. TV for the brainless and fucking gullible
Blartmonster Fri, 18/09/2009 - 21:40
X fatcunt, more like.

Will he have his head wrapped in tinfoil moaning about how Take Shat do't want to know him anymore?
Mr Beefy Fri, 18/09/2009 - 17:11
Cunt
rogerramjet Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:57
Who fucking cares about this fat oxygen thief. Cliff Richard for the noughties.
rogerramjet Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:56

Who fucking cares about this fat oxygen thief. Cliff Richard for the noughties.
rogerramjet Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:56
Cunt
rogerramjet Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:57
X fatcunt, more like.

Will he have his head wrapped in tinfoil moaning about how Take Shat do't want to know him anymore?
Mr Beefy Fri, 18/09/2009 - 17:11
Let's face it, cunty chav TV like X Fatter and the fat dancer from Take That go hand in hand. TV for the brainless and fucking gullible
Blartmonster Fri, 18/09/2009 - 21:40
Fuck Robbie, I want more stories about Katona, she is chavtastic.
sandyman Sat, 19/09/2009 - 11:20
Don't worry. He won't make it past the auditions.
chuckdingo Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:56