Robbie promotes new single. Reminds us what we've been "missing."

Robbie Williams launches new single Bodies at Radio 1

The ego has landed. again

Fri, 04/09/2009 - 11:33 by Metrosexual

After giving us all a two-and-a-half year break from his self pitying in-interview monologues and plodding pop dirges Robbie Williams is back, back, back! Hooray! Or not.

The 35 year old from Stoke got paps in a right old tizz this morning as he turned up at Radio 1 and flogged his wares. He told Chris Moyles new singles Bodies is a "grower" (ie boring) and shouted:

"Come on Williams! He's back!"

There's nothing like talking about yourself in the third person to show off your twat credentials.

He revealed he'd been on a diet, calling himself a "food ninja", said he'd watched the Take That tour show on DVD with one-time band-mate / arch-enemy Gary Barlow and announced his girlfriend Ayda Field calls him "Tickles A Noo Noo."

Good grief. Brace yourself. He's not going to shut up for the next 12 months...

Robbie Williams pictures, Robbie Williams

Comments

Gee what a gentleman asking if he can put his thumb up her arse I guess its more stimulating than his Penis though!
dancingworm Sun, 06/09/2009 - 07:24
I met a bird in Ireland a few years ago, and she told me when she met RW, he asked her if he could pop his thumb up her arse. What a story to dine out on..
kwebb Sat, 05/09/2009 - 18:58
"I just wanna Rock DJ", nah, i just wanna see you fuck off forever and if you try one of those "look how much money EMI paid me" stunts again i will out you to the Taliban as a wannabe martyr and you will most definately be running scared.
malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:28
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Yet another one to cast down into the oubliette of musical history. His self-pitying whinging was a joy when it petered out along with the increasingly shit and irritating attempts at making music, but the thought of another extended bout is too much to bear.
erniemilko Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:10
I thought this cunt was out looking for aliens.....seems they didn't want the talentless fat wanker either....their gain our loss,
nikbear Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:37
I thought this cunt was out looking for aliens.....seems they didn't want the talentless fat wanker either....their gain our loss,
nikbear Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:36
Oh dear, Mr HM obviously doesn't appreciate my labelling Robbie "the fat dancer from Take That"... *rolls eyes*... but still enjoys homoerotic CGI cartoons of naked musclemen on the site.... *shakes head*
Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:47
I've heard it, its fucking rubbish.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:39
Can't he just drown himself in a big vat of Red Bull?
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:30

Can't he just drown himself in a big vat of Red Bull?
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:30
I've heard it, its fucking rubbish.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:39
Oh dear, Mr HM obviously doesn't appreciate my labelling Robbie "the fat dancer from Take That"... *rolls eyes*... but still enjoys homoerotic CGI cartoons of naked musclemen on the site.... *shakes head*
Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:47
I thought this cunt was out looking for aliens.....seems they didn't want the talentless fat wanker either....their gain our loss,
nikbear Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:36
I thought this cunt was out looking for aliens.....seems they didn't want the talentless fat wanker either....their gain our loss,
nikbear Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:37
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Yet another one to cast down into the oubliette of musical history. His self-pitying whinging was a joy when it petered out along with the increasingly shit and irritating attempts at making music, but the thought of another extended bout is too much to bear.
erniemilko Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:10
"I just wanna Rock DJ", nah, i just wanna see you fuck off forever and if you try one of those "look how much money EMI paid me" stunts again i will out you to the Taliban as a wannabe martyr and you will most definately be running scared.
malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:28
I met a bird in Ireland a few years ago, and she told me when she met RW, he asked her if he could pop his thumb up her arse. What a story to dine out on..
kwebb Sat, 05/09/2009 - 18:58
Gee what a gentleman asking if he can put his thumb up her arse I guess its more stimulating than his Penis though!
dancingworm Sun, 06/09/2009 - 07:24