A Few Regrets..
Mon, 12/10/2009 - 09:30 by HM writer

Robbie Williams recently claimed he once nearly overdosed during the height of his drug addiction but we wonder what his excuse was for his performance on X Factor last night, or the size of his eyes which looked like the digitally enhanced ones from the government warning adverts against driving and smoking marujuana ...

Even though his drug abuse is a thing of the past.

Williams performed his new single 'Bodies' on the ITV show in a suit two sizes too small and quite severely out of tune and when he had to converse with Dermont O'Leary after, he could barely string a sentence together.

Once he had left the studios, it's being reported that a young photograher was pushed over and his legs run over by Williams's vehicle. Apparently Williams quickly exited the car, while ambulance and police (as Simon Cowell's car was blocked by all the commotion) arrived at the scene, and hopped into another one. That's show business!

 

  • wow.. what a face. it look like he is drugged. i love the show X factory. there you can find some standards, and i think that is why Robbie left the show. ok, they invent some excuses, but the real motive is never give up.i sincerely recommend him a men's drug rehab for his career to go on. i love who he sing, it will be a shame not to see him on TV.

    yasmine Mon, 13/12/2010 - 19:40
  • I don’t know what’s happened to Robbie Williams, he used to be really good, but now he is just awful. He could be on drugs again… I think he was in a Narconon rehab once but you know what these pop stars are like. They never quit drugs without a relapse…

    AliceWonderland Thu, 05/11/2009 - 23:22
  • Fat Stoke Cocksucker takes drugs...hardly news is it!

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:10
  • Love the Farmfoods bag seen in pic 6. Imagine that and the sight of Robbie fucking Williams legging it into the night, were the last things you ever saw. I'm sure the depression would draw the curtains before internal bleeding did...

    brothbang Mon, 12/10/2009 - 23:26
  • He's a fucking overrated one trick pony. Jesus, the rest of Take That must be fucking relieved he's gone, the self-obsessed twat

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 20:02
  • bin this man

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:46
  • robbie loves the sniff...

    jambo Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:36
  • And Steve Strange in pic 7.

    jaffa Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:16
  • Is that Frank Butcher in pic 8?

    BonnyWill Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:37
  • Jaysus look at the black circles under his eyes, he's not slept in weeks has he? Must be the paranoia and tinfoil hats keeping him awake.

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:18
  • Perhaps that thing someone inserted up his bottom last night has left him with an eye-wateringly sore bottom. You know, the probe the spacemen used...to study drug-free heterosexual males on Earth in the 21st century. You know...with his belief in UFOs and everything. Do you see what I'm saying? He's straight you see...but there are spacemen out there...and his 'girlfriend' is psychic and she 'knows' she's supposed to settle down in Australia with a multi-millionaire and his last lot of rehab was for prescription drugs and he's fine now, he's fine now, it's all fine now and his album's going to be a big hit and it's all fine now...fine...now.
    You've gotta love Robbie. He's so honest and upfront about everything.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:03
  • He needs an auto tune even more than Ian Brown

    aaaargh Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:26
  • Now where did I put Ramírez Sánchez's mobile number?

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:19
  • He's staying at the Soho hotel whilst he is in London if you want to find him. "Mum's the word though Fawlty!" *wink*

    kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:09
  • He's staying at the Soho hotel whilst he is in London if you want to find him. "Mum's the word though Fawlty!" *wink*

    kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:09
  • Now where did I put Ramírez Sánchez's mobile number?

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:19
  • He needs an auto tune even more than Ian Brown

    aaaargh Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:26
  • Perhaps that thing someone inserted up his bottom last night has left him with an eye-wateringly sore bottom. You know, the probe the spacemen used...to study drug-free heterosexual males on Earth in the 21st century. You know...with his belief in UFOs and everything. Do you see what I'm saying? He's straight you see...but there are spacemen out there...and his 'girlfriend' is psychic and she 'knows' she's supposed to settle down in Australia with a multi-millionaire and his last lot of rehab was for prescription drugs and he's fine now, he's fine now, it's all fine now and his album's going to be a big hit and it's all fine now...fine...now.
    You've gotta love Robbie. He's so honest and upfront about everything.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:03
  • Jaysus look at the black circles under his eyes, he's not slept in weeks has he? Must be the paranoia and tinfoil hats keeping him awake.

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:18
  • Is that Frank Butcher in pic 8?

    BonnyWill Mon, 12/10/2009 - 11:37
  • And Steve Strange in pic 7.

    jaffa Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:16
  • robbie loves the sniff...

    jambo Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:36
  • bin this man

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:46
  • He's a fucking overrated one trick pony. Jesus, the rest of Take That must be fucking relieved he's gone, the self-obsessed twat

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 20:02
  • Love the Farmfoods bag seen in pic 6. Imagine that and the sight of Robbie fucking Williams legging it into the night, were the last things you ever saw. I'm sure the depression would draw the curtains before internal bleeding did...

    brothbang Mon, 12/10/2009 - 23:26
  • Fat Stoke Cocksucker takes drugs...hardly news is it!

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:10
  • I don’t know what’s happened to Robbie Williams, he used to be really good, but now he is just awful. He could be on drugs again… I think he was in a Narconon rehab once but you know what these pop stars are like. They never quit drugs without a relapse…

    AliceWonderland Thu, 05/11/2009 - 23:22
  • wow.. what a face. it look like he is drugged. i love the show X factory. there you can find some standards, and i think that is why Robbie left the show. ok, they invent some excuses, but the real motive is never give up.i sincerely recommend him a men's drug rehab for his career to go on. i love who he sing, it will be a shame not to see him on TV.

    yasmine Mon, 13/12/2010 - 19:40

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