The Ego has landed (on his feet)
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:10 by Mr. HM

After the wide-eyed weird X Factor appearance, Robbie Williams made a triumphant return to pop stardom with his appearnance at the BBC's Electric Proms in London last night. And as you know, where Robbie goes, celebs do follow...

The obligatory new tracks were hammered through at a swift old pace with album producer Trevor Horn conducting the orchestra.

(Interesting pop fact, on all the review cd's for his album, Robbie used the aka Luke Moody so that pesky postmen wouldn't steal the cd and put it on eBay. This plan was a bit futile because a) There are no fucking postmen anywhere anyway and b) They used the same album title - the one that's been in the press and everthing for the past 6 months. Fail.)

Anyway, the lad seemed a bit more his old self (the old self that was good, not the old self that was off his tits on booze, drugs and Anna Friel) and came out with a good few lines including:

"This was my auntie's favourite and I'm sure she's looking down on me now. She's not dead she's just really condescending."

Among the celebrities there was Peter Jones from Dragons Den, no doubt on the phone to Hamfatter, plotting there still imminent world domination.

  • What a total cunt. How anyone was ever taken in by this fat talentless bastard is beyond my comprehension

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:17
  • You were there were you?! Did you go to Pizza Express on the way home?! Lock For Rock Yeah!

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:47
  • 2003 Knebworth, he did almost the same Auntie joke there too.

    BonnyWill Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:49
  • His dad's a comic and Robbie's heading in the same direction. I once met his dad at a cricket do. (I was there for the food like everyone else). Anyway the man bowled in like Moe Green out the Godfather and he actually had a real-life proper dolly-bird on his arm. The only thing he didn't have was a cigar. But the polka dot hankie in the button-hole was present as was the loud voice "ello babe!" and the massive pinkie ring. Robbie's heading in that direction. Whatever it was that he had as a pop star is long gone.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:28
  • CDs. Sorry.

    mynicehat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:49
  • "there" or "their".

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:33
  • "When I was young, I told people I wanted to be a comedian and they all laughed at me - good start I thought - hang yew layeesangennemen!"

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:27
  • how about them apples.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:23
  • Close your eyes...listen to him....live...IT IS SHITE. Talentless Northern Cunt!

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:19
  • Edinburgh Fringe 2009. 10 Best gags:

    5. Jack Whitehall - “I’m sure wherever my dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead. Just very condescending.”

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:47
  • Edinburgh Fringe 2009. 10 Best gags:

    5. Jack Whitehall - “I’m sure wherever my dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead. Just very condescending.”

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:47
  • Close your eyes...listen to him....live...IT IS SHITE. Talentless Northern Cunt!

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:19
  • how about them apples.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:23
  • "When I was young, I told people I wanted to be a comedian and they all laughed at me - good start I thought - hang yew layeesangennemen!"

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:27
  • "there" or "their".

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:33
  • CDs. Sorry.

    mynicehat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:49
  • His dad's a comic and Robbie's heading in the same direction. I once met his dad at a cricket do. (I was there for the food like everyone else). Anyway the man bowled in like Moe Green out the Godfather and he actually had a real-life proper dolly-bird on his arm. The only thing he didn't have was a cigar. But the polka dot hankie in the button-hole was present as was the loud voice "ello babe!" and the massive pinkie ring. Robbie's heading in that direction. Whatever it was that he had as a pop star is long gone.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:28
  • 2003 Knebworth, he did almost the same Auntie joke there too.

    BonnyWill Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:49
  • You were there were you?! Did you go to Pizza Express on the way home?! Lock For Rock Yeah!

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:47
  • What a total cunt. How anyone was ever taken in by this fat talentless bastard is beyond my comprehension

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:17

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