Not being funny (For a change - The World) or anything, but which dipshit forgot to put "MTV AWARDS IN BERLIN: IMPORTANT" in anyone's diary? In what is seen as a make or break month for Robbie's solo career, you'd think that performing in front of about 67billion (estimated figure) people would kind of be at the top of any 'to do' list for next Thursday wouldn't you?
Unless, UNLESS...that is just a bullshit excuse...hhhmmm. After his ridiculous X Factor performance and wide eyed evening, you'd put it down to 'exhaustion' - but his Electric Proms gig last week was a triumph, so this is all a bit odd.
They'll never say, but I do know one thing - a scheduling conflict this is not.
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COMMENTS (7)
There's obviously a hot new lead on some aliens near Gdansk.
Maybe he finally realised what most of us have known for ages, and that is that MTV awards are meaningless now that music is no longer played on MTV.
Either that or he just can't be arsed.
Hmmm, I can smell summit fishy and for once it's not me. He's such a show-off I'm surprised he's pulled out. Either there's a scandal brewing (ooh goody goody gum drops) or he's really unwell. We'll soon find out...
Hopefully the cunt is so smacked out on bugle that he makes a complete cunt of himself a la X Factor. I never quite understood why "the fat dancer from Take That" managed to make a career crooning utter shite choons which housewives, prepubescent girls and gay men found so fucking likeable.
Yet another prick whom the police don't deem suitable for lifting and questioning for possession... see also George Michael, Shitehouse and Blaaaake, Doherty.......
Lets just all be happy that there is one less programme Robbie won't be on- great news I think.
'Mister Grimsdale? MISTER GRIMSDALE!!!!"
"MR GRIMSDALE, NELLY IS DEAD MR GRIMSDALE!!"
"Robbie Pulls Out". Funny, I always had him down as a passenger rather than a driver.