Robbie has indicated to close 'sources' that he would be happy to join his old mates on stage again. Hmmm... I'm no detective, but if my old mates had just had the biggest selling album since whatthefuckever and I'd spent the last five years drinking coffee with David Icke and looking for underwater Aliens in Malibu on a jetski, I'd be pretty bloody happy too.

Robbie has even had the Take That logo tattooed on his body, to show his keen-ness.

 

If I had done that it woud have been on my penis. "Take That, Wife!" I would say. "Go back to sleep" she would say. 

 

He said this on his Inner Sanctum website thing: 

 

"Just thought I'd set a few things straight about me and the boys. We got together a lot over the summer. It was amazing. We've all matured a lot since we parted. I'm very pleased to say the differences we've had have just melted away.

"We had a lot of serious chats. Everything we had problems with each other about just boils down to one thing — victims of circumstance. No one was right, no one was wrong, it just 'was'.

"We mainly laughed, which is what we used to do in the early days. In fact we didn't really stop. Bellyache laughs — I've missed 'em. Bellyache laughs and the boys.

"After they left I felt like a ton of bricks had been removed from my shoulders. We'd put right what an awful lot of other broken bands fail to do.

"I celebrated by getting the Take That symbol tattooed on my right arm. I'm proud to know the boys and I'm proud to have been in the band."

 

The picture shows Robbie hosting a "pyjama party" in LA. As previously mentioned, I'm no detective, but sending invites to a bunch of starfucker girls in LA with the words PYJAMA-PARTY-ROBBIE-WILLIAMS on it is about as uncryptic as a code gets.

 

nb. Don't know if you noticed, but I used a Take That song title in such a way that it reads like a relevant headline. Back for Good.  

It was going to be REJOIN MY FIRE, and it was then my dear moles I realised my quest for journalistic alchemy is far from over.

*polishes cock*