Blackpool were moist at the sight of Robbie Williams
Vegas of the North
Sun, 05/09/2010 - 07:33 by Mr. HMBlackpool punched massively over it's weight on Friday by getting Robbie Williams to come up and turn on the illuminations. As you can see, the crowd were alight with sizzling sexuality and lustful abandon.
This is all very well and that, but the problem with Blackpool is that despite being PRd as the 'Vegas of England' or whatever, it's still a complete shithole full to the brim with stag nights, fighting women, chip grease and tampons in the sea.
Apt then, that Olly Murs managed to bob along to sing his new single along with Alesha Dixon, Gabriella Climi and The Wanted.
I understand that Robbie wants to get his grassroots fans back and show them that LA hasn't changed him, he still eats whelks and cheap crisps etc, but this was a bit fucking painful lad.
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Great headline though!
Pic one is possibly a perfect illustration for Jiggery Cock's marvellous summary in cunts corner of what is 'great' about Britain. This, my friends, is the stock the BNP feel the need to preserve. I say girls, whip out your IUDs, forget to take your pills, tear your implants from your flesh and go out and shag a foreigner today and fill this Isle with some new genes. (Good colouring in though. Didn't got over the edges or anything. Also, Krissie scarily knows about apostrophes. Perhaps all is not lost...)
Pic one is possibly a perfect illustration for Jiggery Cock's marvellous summary in cunts corner of what is 'great' about Britain. This, my friends, is the stock the BNP feel the need to preserve. I say girls, whip out your IUDs, forget to take your pills, tear your implants from your flesh and go out and shag a foreigner today and fill this Isle with some new genes. (Good colouring in though. Didn't got over the edges or anything. Also, Krissie scarily knows about apostrophes. Perhaps all is not lost...)
Great headline though!