Robbie Williams waggles around a light saber in Paris

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Wed, 16/09/2009 - 13:53 by Harry Bow

Robbie Williams was waving a light saber around in Paris last night. Thankfully that isn't an innuendo - although you might still want to avert your eyes...

So, Robbie Williams is back in Europe after his self-imposed exile in LA, but he might not be Back for Good. Oh no. According to reports, he could be moving to the OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.

Is that far enough? If only those aliens had abducted him after all... 

While on Sydney's 2DayFM breakfast programme, Rob said:

"I seriously, seriously am thinking about coming down there and getting a place... I want a beachy, outbacky deal all in one."

 

He then added that girlfriend Adya Field had a "psychic feeling" that she would end up living in Australia.

 

Did she also have a psychic feeling she'd end up dating a clueless multi-millionaire? 

 

Farewell, Rob. Remember to pack Best Friend Jonathan Wilkes in your luggage too.

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Comments

  • Fucking fat stupid talentless cunt. Go back to being a fucking UFO-seeking spacker for christ's sake

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 22:15

  • Is it possible to have a "beachy Outbacky deal"? Isn't that like saying you want an inland sea view?

    dandyboy Wed, 16/09/2009 - 18:20

  • Who?

    Oh him?

    File next to the 'Terence Trent D'Arby Book of Obscurity'

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 16:05

  • Eccentricities might be a word I've just made up of course..

    kermits Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:42

  • And now that he's promoting his new album, we're gonna have to put up with this twat eccentricities on a daily basis. Why couldn't he just stay in LA and peruse the sky for alien friends eh?

    kermits Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:42

  • And now that he's promoting his new album, we're gonna have to put up with this twat eccentricities on a daily basis. Why couldn't he just stay in LA and peruse the sky for alien friends eh?

    kermits Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:42

  • Eccentricities might be a word I've just made up of course..

    kermits Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:42

  • Who?

    Oh him?

    File next to the 'Terence Trent D'Arby Book of Obscurity'

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 16:05

  • Is it possible to have a "beachy Outbacky deal"? Isn't that like saying you want an inland sea view?

    dandyboy Wed, 16/09/2009 - 18:20

  • Fucking fat stupid talentless cunt. Go back to being a fucking UFO-seeking spacker for christ's sake

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 22:15

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