Robbie Williams has told everyone the long awaited (!) reunion with Take That will happen this week - all for charidee

Yes, I know your breath has been bated for some time now, but it's time to relax and get ready because they have finally sorted out their differences and will appear to sing a song as part of the annual Children In Need "fun"athon this Thursday.

I dont even know why I'm writing about it, I genuinely cannot summon up any enthusiasm for it - they've been blathering on about it for so long I almost thought it had already happened.

If something interesting doesn't happen today I'm going to write 50 stories about Lady Gaga. You have been warned.

Here are some pictures of Robbie Williams appearing on German television this weekend, which must have been a right pain in the arse to get to after he pulled out of last week's EMAs due to a mardy arsed fit because they weren't kissing his arse enough scheduling conflict.