Robbie Williams's blames poor performance on X Factor on a door

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Trap door
Tue, 13/10/2009 - 12:35 by HM writer

Robbie Williams has blogged about his poor performance on the X Factor on Sunday night and blamed it on a stiff wooden object that got in his way and put him off (but he doesn't perform with Mark Owen anymore - sorry)....

Robbie explained why he appeared on the ITV show over the weekend looking, er, odd and claimed that the stage door wouldn't open which threw him off his stride. Not the old 'stage door' excuse...

He wrote:

"I wasn't as nervous as I thought I was going to be... until the friggin sliding door wouldn't open.I don't know if you saw but I had to wedge it open myself. That wasn't part of the show that was pure brute strength.

 

"So there's a bad start. I had a whole pose planned and what not. But that went out of the window."

And that, you see, made him think he had forgotten the words of his sing 'Bodies' (which is perhaps why he kept shouting to the audience) and added:

"Then the mouth opened and by the grace of the big man himself the right words fell out... Oh praise be! I'm in!

"So pleased... I think the boy's back."

We're willing to let it go, the moment you stop speaking about yourself in the third person...

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Comments

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    slshkcs1 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 11:17

  • When 'nearly' really isn't good enough

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 10:43

  • Fat Northern Cock Sucking Git Off his Face on Live TV....Close you eyes and listen to his triumphant return last night live..."What a pile of tuneless shit' HURRY YOU FAT POOF STEVE GATELY IS CALLING...

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:09

  • Oh dear another fame junkie, warm your self on your wallet , wank your self off reading your bank statement, but nobody gives a fuck

    carbon cowboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 00:27

  • definately on something..was it just me or does he look like morriseys younger brother?

    mandoss Tue, 13/10/2009 - 22:30

  • He was smacked off his tits on coke. The lardy Stoke cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 13/10/2009 - 19:14

  • He looks like he's just realised who Jonathan Wilkes actually is.

    cosmotopper Tue, 13/10/2009 - 17:52

  • He looks like that lizard bloke who sang at MJ's funeral.

    BigPhil Tue, 13/10/2009 - 17:14

  • ....and the door is less of a fucking plank?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/10/2009 - 16:23

  • Is this a 'Spot The Difference' competition and is one of the answers 'the door only swings one way'?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/10/2009 - 15:31

    BustySinclair Tue, 13/10/2009 - 14:54

  • Piss-poor effort from an increasingly bemusing lump.
    Loved the "I nearly died in drug hell" exclusives - even they couldn't make him even mildly interesting.

    erniemilko Tue, 13/10/2009 - 14:17

  • "I wasn't as nervous as I thought I was going to be..." - that'll be the Vicodin you've been necking like sweeties then Robbie.

    yogithebear Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:55

  • He uses the phrase 'what not'. It shows his attention to detail. 'Er, it goes "la la la, da-dum-dum-da..." and what not. Polish that up and I'll give you a co-writer credit. Ta!

    cosmotopper Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:21

  • Pro Plus and espresso shake anyone? They're delicious. Or was it just meth? Who knows.

    razorjaw Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:16

  • ....meh!.......as long as it wasnt the closet door he couldnt get out off! what a northen ring muncher!!!!

    thingymabob Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:16

  • gurn-o-rama

    fannyman Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:13

  • Liar liar pants on fire

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 13/10/2009 - 12:56

  • Liar liar pants on fire

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 13/10/2009 - 12:56

  • gurn-o-rama

    fannyman Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:13

  • ....meh!.......as long as it wasnt the closet door he couldnt get out off! what a northen ring muncher!!!!

    thingymabob Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:16

  • Pro Plus and espresso shake anyone? They're delicious. Or was it just meth? Who knows.

    razorjaw Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:16

  • He uses the phrase 'what not'. It shows his attention to detail. 'Er, it goes "la la la, da-dum-dum-da..." and what not. Polish that up and I'll give you a co-writer credit. Ta!

    cosmotopper Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:21

  • "I wasn't as nervous as I thought I was going to be..." - that'll be the Vicodin you've been necking like sweeties then Robbie.

    yogithebear Tue, 13/10/2009 - 13:55

  • Piss-poor effort from an increasingly bemusing lump.
    Loved the "I nearly died in drug hell" exclusives - even they couldn't make him even mildly interesting.

    erniemilko Tue, 13/10/2009 - 14:17

    BustySinclair Tue, 13/10/2009 - 14:54

  • Is this a 'Spot The Difference' competition and is one of the answers 'the door only swings one way'?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/10/2009 - 15:31

  • ....and the door is less of a fucking plank?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/10/2009 - 16:23

  • He looks like that lizard bloke who sang at MJ's funeral.

    BigPhil Tue, 13/10/2009 - 17:14

  • He looks like he's just realised who Jonathan Wilkes actually is.

    cosmotopper Tue, 13/10/2009 - 17:52

  • He was smacked off his tits on coke. The lardy Stoke cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 13/10/2009 - 19:14

  • definately on something..was it just me or does he look like morriseys younger brother?

    mandoss Tue, 13/10/2009 - 22:30

  • Oh dear another fame junkie, warm your self on your wallet , wank your self off reading your bank statement, but nobody gives a fuck

    carbon cowboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 00:27

  • Fat Northern Cock Sucking Git Off his Face on Live TV....Close you eyes and listen to his triumphant return last night live..."What a pile of tuneless shit' HURRY YOU FAT POOF STEVE GATELY IS CALLING...

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:09

  • When 'nearly' really isn't good enough

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 10:43

  • Other important factors to be considered for home decoration are the durability, affordability and flexibility of the materials you wish to choose.

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    slshkcs1 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 11:17

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/sinitta-greeted-tanya-macintosh-outside-x-factor-studios36805#ixzz0wffKN3ml
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:05

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