New Moon on Tuesday
Tue, 10/11/2009 - 18:17 by Mr. HM

New Moon, the second film in the Twilight series got it's premiere in Paris last night, and all the cast turned up. Can someone explain this 'phenomena' to me please?

From where I'm sitting, it's a vampire thing; Robert Pattinson is this broody guy who doesn't wash his hair very often, Kristen Stewart is that sulky girl everybody avoids at a party and Taylor Lautner is that 6 year old who took up bodybuilding.

I've seen the first film for about 10 minutes, but at a guess the rest was all vague metaphors about periods, masturbation and your parents hating you right? What else? What am I missing? It's no Lost Boys, It's no True Blood - so what? Is it just an emo film for people that haven't got laid yet? HEEELP ME UNDERSTAND THE NATION'S YOUTH PLEASE!

  • i really enjoy the trilogy Twilight. and the actors are professionals. i didn't knew that Taylor Lautner took steroids. i tried to find some Anabolic Steroids for Sale, but they are hard to find. he is looking nice with those muscles.i need some me too.

    yasmine Thu, 06/01/2011 - 00:05
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:31
  • actually i've just bothered to look at some of the other pictures. maybe he should keep it shut.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 09:58
  • does his expression ever change without the aid of CGI then?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 09:57
  • kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:37
  • I'm totally bored shitless with Pattinson - he's not even a 10th rate actor, and if he's "the star", then I'll be fucked if I'm bothered with the rest of that shit. The fucking yanks can have it

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:29
  • I saw a trailer for this the other night. It is a total bag of buttfuck. Little blokes pegging it around a field turning into animals - to defend or protect some 'shite by moonlight'. It's no worthier than Harry Potter - plotless films that vaguely centre around some sort of quasi endless struggle in search of something that they almost get to - or kind of do - but not fully - leaving room for more of this turgid arse gravy to be spat out of projectors across the world.

    Can we not simply have a movie starring my friends and I drinking until the small hours every Friday night in search of spreadable French butter. Nick Love could produce it and make it really gritty.

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:35
  • Is he gay or not?

    whereswaldo Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:01
  • I think you need to paint your room black, not go out for a few days, get My Chemical Romance on looptape and fire off fierce screeds of manic poetry about alienation.

    You'll either 'get' what this is all about or we're in line for another 'Columbine' 'cept this time taking down some Z-Listers.

    Eiter way, enlightenment and a better world awaits....

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 18:32
  • I think you need to paint your room black, not go out for a few days, get My Chemical Romance on looptape and fire off fierce screeds of manic poetry about alienation.

    You'll either 'get' what this is all about or we're in line for another 'Columbine' 'cept this time taking down some Z-Listers.

    Eiter way, enlightenment and a better world awaits....

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 18:32
  • Is he gay or not?

    whereswaldo Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:01
  • I saw a trailer for this the other night. It is a total bag of buttfuck. Little blokes pegging it around a field turning into animals - to defend or protect some 'shite by moonlight'. It's no worthier than Harry Potter - plotless films that vaguely centre around some sort of quasi endless struggle in search of something that they almost get to - or kind of do - but not fully - leaving room for more of this turgid arse gravy to be spat out of projectors across the world.

    Can we not simply have a movie starring my friends and I drinking until the small hours every Friday night in search of spreadable French butter. Nick Love could produce it and make it really gritty.

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:35
  • I'm totally bored shitless with Pattinson - he's not even a 10th rate actor, and if he's "the star", then I'll be fucked if I'm bothered with the rest of that shit. The fucking yanks can have it

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:29
  • kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:37
  • does his expression ever change without the aid of CGI then?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 09:57
  • actually i've just bothered to look at some of the other pictures. maybe he should keep it shut.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 09:58
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:31
  • i really enjoy the trilogy Twilight. and the actors are professionals. i didn't knew that Taylor Lautner took steroids. i tried to find some Anabolic Steroids for Sale, but they are hard to find. he is looking nice with those muscles.i need some me too.

    yasmine Thu, 06/01/2011 - 00:05

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