The cast of New Moon at the French premiere
New Moon on Tuesday
Tue, 10/11/2009 - 17:17 by Mr. HMNew Moon, the second film in the Twilight series got it's premiere in Paris last night, and all the cast turned up. Can someone explain this 'phenomena' to me please?
From where I'm sitting, it's a vampire thing; Robert Pattinson is this broody guy who doesn't wash his hair very often, Kristen Stewart is that sulky girl everybody avoids at a party and Taylor Lautner is that 6 year old who took up bodybuilding.
I've seen the first film for about 10 minutes, but at a guess the rest was all vague metaphors about periods, masturbation and your parents hating you right? What else? What am I missing? It's no Lost Boys, It's no True Blood - so what? Is it just an emo film for people that haven't got laid yet? HEEELP ME UNDERSTAND THE NATION'S YOUTH PLEASE!
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i really enjoy the trilogy Twilight. and the actors are professionals. i didn't knew that Taylor Lautner took steroids. i tried to find some Anabolic Steroids for Sale, but they are hard to find. he is looking nice with those muscles.i need some me too.
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actually i've just bothered to look at some of the other pictures. maybe he should keep it shut.
does his expression ever change without the aid of CGI then?
I'm totally bored shitless with Pattinson - he's not even a 10th rate actor, and if he's "the star", then I'll be fucked if I'm bothered with the rest of that shit. The fucking yanks can have it
I saw a trailer for this the other night. It is a total bag of buttfuck. Little blokes pegging it around a field turning into animals - to defend or protect some 'shite by moonlight'. It's no worthier than Harry Potter - plotless films that vaguely centre around some sort of quasi endless struggle in search of something that they almost get to - or kind of do - but not fully - leaving room for more of this turgid arse gravy to be spat out of projectors across the world.
Can we not simply have a movie starring my friends and I drinking until the small hours every Friday night in search of spreadable French butter. Nick Love could produce it and make it really gritty.
Is he gay or not?
I think you need to paint your room black, not go out for a few days, get My Chemical Romance on looptape and fire off fierce screeds of manic poetry about alienation.
You'll either 'get' what this is all about or we're in line for another 'Columbine' 'cept this time taking down some Z-Listers.
Eiter way, enlightenment and a better world awaits....
I think you need to paint your room black, not go out for a few days, get My Chemical Romance on looptape and fire off fierce screeds of manic poetry about alienation.
You'll either 'get' what this is all about or we're in line for another 'Columbine' 'cept this time taking down some Z-Listers.
Eiter way, enlightenment and a better world awaits....
Is he gay or not?
I saw a trailer for this the other night. It is a total bag of buttfuck. Little blokes pegging it around a field turning into animals - to defend or protect some 'shite by moonlight'. It's no worthier than Harry Potter - plotless films that vaguely centre around some sort of quasi endless struggle in search of something that they almost get to - or kind of do - but not fully - leaving room for more of this turgid arse gravy to be spat out of projectors across the world.
Can we not simply have a movie starring my friends and I drinking until the small hours every Friday night in search of spreadable French butter. Nick Love could produce it and make it really gritty.
I'm totally bored shitless with Pattinson - he's not even a 10th rate actor, and if he's "the star", then I'll be fucked if I'm bothered with the rest of that shit. The fucking yanks can have it
does his expression ever change without the aid of CGI then?
actually i've just bothered to look at some of the other pictures. maybe he should keep it shut.
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i really enjoy the trilogy Twilight. and the actors are professionals. i didn't knew that Taylor Lautner took steroids. i tried to find some Anabolic Steroids for Sale, but they are hard to find. he is looking nice with those muscles.i need some me too.