Robert Pattinson photographed ‘kissing’ Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at Kings of Leon gig

Turn the twilights down low

Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:15 by Drake Scorpio

Anyone who is male and over the age of 15 might not be aware, but approximately half the internet is now dedicated solely to ‘Twilight’ actor Robert Pattinson. And what the world is getting in a flap about today is speculation about whether the new Sexiest Man In The World is dating his co-star Kristen Stewart – something which is supposedly confirmed by these pics.

But anyone with a reasonable pair of eyes can see that they are in fact talking with their heads fairly close together to combat the noise from the gig. HOLD THAT FRONT PAGE.

British actor Pattison, 23, and US co-star Stewart, 19, have been the subject of rumours for months since they both found fame in teen vampire hit ‘Twilight’.

The pics were taken at a Kings of Leon gig in Canada over the weekend.

Just thought we’d fill you in about what the kids are up to. As you were.

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

Comments

Oh, CLIP. Sorry, no idea.
Bitch Magnet Tue, 18/08/2009 - 20:28
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 19:01
What are crocodile clips?
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 16:36
Well, I tried watching Twilight, and my ability to appreciate good drama is well-known, but I'll be fucked if I can see anything worth getting a fart in a trance about that overrated and overhyped shit. Furthermore, I'll be fucked if I'll waste any more bloody time watching any more of the turgid shit this twosome "star" in. I'd rather squeeze my own anal glands with crocodile clips....
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:53
Going on whatthe says, perhaps the cigarette and beer companies in the photo sponsored this "story" to influence teenagers to smoke and drink and hence ensure sales into the next generation.
StellStar Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:38
Shock, horror, she's smoking.Is THAT the newsworthy item?
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:00
These two have been eye-wateringly terrible in every single film they've been in, sometimes actually ruining films single handedly, and yet they become more and more famous.

Perhaps if they make their next angst ridden turd of a film in North Korea the curse will be lifted.
Rapeslave. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:46
Fucking hell, what happened to celebs that had, oooh, "something" about them? What is it about these fucking non-entities that's being bigged up by the internet? Kids these days unfortunately only have the gumption to follow what media fuckwits tell them, and peer pressure to ensure full compliance.

Then we wonder why people like Patrick Wolf are here...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:20
Amusing how the media are trying to peddle this non-relationship as the next Johnny & Winona.
BustySinclair Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:10
On St Rheostats Day I used to go searching for Peace Clams on the beach with my uncle Paradoorn and best friend Sourav.

A load of unintelligable, irrelevant nonsense? HM started it.
jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 11:02
Since I am nether a gay nor a 14 year old girl I couldn't give a fucking rat's bollocks about these non-entity cuntoids.
Boffer Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:41
I'd just add - Shaniqua is throwing a broken Aerobie against her wall. A boy with snot, dribble and Spider Man slippers is scooting up and down on his scooter and two boys have just headed towards the park with two tennis bats and an indoor football. I thought you would all like to know what the kids in my road are up to.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:24

I'd just add - Shaniqua is throwing a broken Aerobie against her wall. A boy with snot, dribble and Spider Man slippers is scooting up and down on his scooter and two boys have just headed towards the park with two tennis bats and an indoor football. I thought you would all like to know what the kids in my road are up to.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:24
Since I am nether a gay nor a 14 year old girl I couldn't give a fucking rat's bollocks about these non-entity cuntoids.
Boffer Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:41
On St Rheostats Day I used to go searching for Peace Clams on the beach with my uncle Paradoorn and best friend Sourav.

A load of unintelligable, irrelevant nonsense? HM started it.
jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 11:02
Amusing how the media are trying to peddle this non-relationship as the next Johnny & Winona.
BustySinclair Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:10
Fucking hell, what happened to celebs that had, oooh, "something" about them? What is it about these fucking non-entities that's being bigged up by the internet? Kids these days unfortunately only have the gumption to follow what media fuckwits tell them, and peer pressure to ensure full compliance.

Then we wonder why people like Patrick Wolf are here...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:20
These two have been eye-wateringly terrible in every single film they've been in, sometimes actually ruining films single handedly, and yet they become more and more famous.

Perhaps if they make their next angst ridden turd of a film in North Korea the curse will be lifted.
Rapeslave. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:46
Shock, horror, she's smoking.Is THAT the newsworthy item?
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:00
Going on whatthe says, perhaps the cigarette and beer companies in the photo sponsored this "story" to influence teenagers to smoke and drink and hence ensure sales into the next generation.
StellStar Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:38
Well, I tried watching Twilight, and my ability to appreciate good drama is well-known, but I'll be fucked if I can see anything worth getting a fart in a trance about that overrated and overhyped shit. Furthermore, I'll be fucked if I'll waste any more bloody time watching any more of the turgid shit this twosome "star" in. I'd rather squeeze my own anal glands with crocodile clips....
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:53
What are crocodile clips?
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 16:36
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 19:01
Oh, CLIP. Sorry, no idea.
Bitch Magnet Tue, 18/08/2009 - 20:28