Like a full moon, a Robert Pattinson film has the ability to attract all the lunatics and bring them out into the open, where they happily gathered for the premiere of his latest abomination, 'Remember Me', in London's Leicester Square. And there doesn't seem to be anything quite as unnerving as an obsessive fan above the age of 25, like this woman, making reference to her vagina...

Apart from that the premiere had pretty much everything you could ask for (even though it was missing Bianca Gascoigne); Robert Pattinson and co-star Emilie De Ravin (who started to feel uncomfortable when the woman above began sticking pins into the vodoo doll she had made), Holly Valance, Carl Barat, Lemar and er, Charlie from Busted.

We're not really sure of the synopsis but we managed to sit through the entire 2 minute and 30 second trailer and basically it looks like the shittest film this year since Leap Year. But Pattinson plays a bad boy who like, smokes in a reception area and mistakes a bowl for an ash tray so the ladies are going to love it (until it gets close to the end and his character becomes really ill and tragically dies)...