The Devil Wears Cavalli (on the lips)
Sun, 28/02/2010 - 09:20 by Harry Bow

It was the Vogue party at Milan Fashion Week last night, so naturally the guests of honour were Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love and Pixie Geldof...

Anna Wintour's face in pic 4 moments before she saw the guest list and gave the event organiser the bollocking of their life... All in all fairness, Pixie managed to scrub up decently (considering last time we saw her she looked like this), and Lilo's rep did deny that the actress had been dubbed a 'brand damager' (that's to fashion labels not Russell, although she could probably manage both if it wasn't for Katy Perry) during New York Fashion Week. And at least pic 6 show that she's finally got her career sorted - unless, of course, her and Cavalli are only comparing shades of Ronseal.

It's amazing how the more more cash you have (Cavalli's estimated wealth is $500 mill), the more likely you are to get your jeans from Cromwells Madhouse, isn't it? Keeping it real.

  • Al Qaeda missed a fucking good opportunity there for some cracking publicity and therefore a surge in popularity

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:15
  • Tess Daly has a line of skin products on sale in Marks and Spencers. All of these sparkly creams and bubble baths and what not. I didn't know she knew anything about bio-chemistry. Or lab-testing potential allergens. Who knew that a dead-eyed mannequin with a voice that could shatter greenhouses at fifty paces would actually be a genius? Good on 'er for all that hard earned money she's raking in.

    *Pukes*

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:47
  • Anyone can get into fashion if they're famous. It doesn't matter whether you're any good at it or not, every shit TV presenter, pop star or reality TV grunt has at some point "designed" (read: done a vague crayon doodle of) a clothing collection. All they really need to do is agree to have their name on it. And that, ladies and gents, is how we ended up with Shoe-Han. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:50
  • Yay. A big gang of placca spaccas.

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 28/02/2010 - 12:55
  • If you want proof that there is no God, look no further than these pictures. If only that earthquake had hit Milan, the world would have been rid of so many vacuous, pointless, smug, over-privileged, hateful arseholes. Oh no, Taxi Driver moment approaching, I'd better go and lie down and think calm thoughts.

    psammmead Sun, 28/02/2010 - 09:41
  • If you want proof that there is no God, look no further than these pictures. If only that earthquake had hit Milan, the world would have been rid of so many vacuous, pointless, smug, over-privileged, hateful arseholes. Oh no, Taxi Driver moment approaching, I'd better go and lie down and think calm thoughts.

    psammmead Sun, 28/02/2010 - 09:41
  • Yay. A big gang of placca spaccas.

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 28/02/2010 - 12:55
  • Anyone can get into fashion if they're famous. It doesn't matter whether you're any good at it or not, every shit TV presenter, pop star or reality TV grunt has at some point "designed" (read: done a vague crayon doodle of) a clothing collection. All they really need to do is agree to have their name on it. And that, ladies and gents, is how we ended up with Shoe-Han. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:50
  • Tess Daly has a line of skin products on sale in Marks and Spencers. All of these sparkly creams and bubble baths and what not. I didn't know she knew anything about bio-chemistry. Or lab-testing potential allergens. Who knew that a dead-eyed mannequin with a voice that could shatter greenhouses at fifty paces would actually be a genius? Good on 'er for all that hard earned money she's raking in.

    *Pukes*

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:47
  • Al Qaeda missed a fucking good opportunity there for some cracking publicity and therefore a surge in popularity

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:15

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