Rolling Stones premiere their documentary, Keith Richards is Benjamin Button

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Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:29 by Mr. HM

Forget juice detoxes, botox and skin peels - If Keith Richards at last night's 'Stones in Exile' premiere is anything to go by we should all start our diet of heroin, Jack Daniels and Marlboro Red IMMEDIATELY.

How the hell does he do it? He looks better now than he did in 1981.

The documentary is all about the recording of their amazing 'Exile on Main Street" and speaks to the band members about the shambolic recording, the tax exile, the shows - and it looks brilliant (trailer below).

What doesn't look amazing are the fucking gargantuan lifts on Mick Jagger's shoes. You bloody silly sod Mick. And stop hanging around with Nancy Dell'Olio's giant auntie. 

BTW - did Bill Wyman ever get into trouble for the whole Mandy Smith thing? Something in the papers this weekend reminded us. He laughs it off and says he got called a 'cradle snatcher'. She was 13!

Oh - and Evangeline LIly showed her arse off. Which was nice.

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Comments

  • Sad old cunts trying to beat old Father Time. Tough fucking shit, you gnarled old bastard

    koshmar Wed, 12/05/2010 - 19:07

  • Pic 11 - Mick Jagger looks like her pet chimp on a lead

    shitthebed Wed, 12/05/2010 - 17:07

  • good on yer mick, still plugging away. even though you look like plug from the beano

    grippersteb Wed, 12/05/2010 - 15:22

  • I think we've just found out where MC Hammer's pants have been hiding all these years.

    erniemilko Wed, 12/05/2010 - 14:50

  • Oh good lord- those dreadful things were the height of fashion during the disco era- I think she is trying to recreate Studio 54 all by herself.

    huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:56

  • Never mind Keith Richards, check out Norman Wisdom in pic 2. Looks like Mr Grimsdale gave him a time machine as a retirement present.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:30

  • JHHHESUS! What an awful garment. It does nothing for her arse, either.

    tescopop Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:48

  • Evangeline Lilly is sexy as hell, but just what the fucking fuck is she wearing. It looks like Stevie Wonder has been let loose on a pair of old curtains.

    slug Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:32

  • L'Wren Scott is turning into Pete Burns before he became Burns victim Pete.

    As for Keef, judging by his belly, he's been eating a plate of food now and again. Good for him.

    I'm no expert but I believe that CAN help avoid the dying-of-TB look aka The Alexa Chung.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:05

  • Oh yeah....yeah...he looks much better...

    guineapig Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:51

  • Oh yeah....yeah...he looks much better...

    guineapig Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:51

  • L'Wren Scott is turning into Pete Burns before he became Burns victim Pete.

    As for Keef, judging by his belly, he's been eating a plate of food now and again. Good for him.

    I'm no expert but I believe that CAN help avoid the dying-of-TB look aka The Alexa Chung.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:05

  • Evangeline Lilly is sexy as hell, but just what the fucking fuck is she wearing. It looks like Stevie Wonder has been let loose on a pair of old curtains.

    slug Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:32

  • JHHHESUS! What an awful garment. It does nothing for her arse, either.

    tescopop Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:48

  • Never mind Keith Richards, check out Norman Wisdom in pic 2. Looks like Mr Grimsdale gave him a time machine as a retirement present.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:30

  • Oh good lord- those dreadful things were the height of fashion during the disco era- I think she is trying to recreate Studio 54 all by herself.

    huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:56

  • I think we've just found out where MC Hammer's pants have been hiding all these years.

    erniemilko Wed, 12/05/2010 - 14:50

  • good on yer mick, still plugging away. even though you look like plug from the beano

    grippersteb Wed, 12/05/2010 - 15:22

  • Pic 11 - Mick Jagger looks like her pet chimp on a lead

    shitthebed Wed, 12/05/2010 - 17:07

  • Sad old cunts trying to beat old Father Time. Tough fucking shit, you gnarled old bastard

    koshmar Wed, 12/05/2010 - 19:07

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