Martial Arse (clever eh?)
Thu, 02/12/2010 - 12:42 by John Hill

Did you ever wonder what happened to that lovable little rascal in Jerry Maguire and Stuart Little? Well, wonder no more because Jonathan Lipnicki is back, and he's spending his time with Ron Jeremy and Tila Tequila, probably asking innocent yet probing questions, telling them how dogs and bees can smell fear, and questioning Tila on how much of her body is made from recycled frisbees. The scamp.

Here's the pics from an event we like to call the 3rd Annual Fighters Only Mixed Martial Arts Awards, because that's its name. It seems a bit misleading because we can't actually see that many fighters in the photos, although I'm sure an astute member of our exceptionally knowledgeable audience will explain exactly why this is. While they're here, perhaps they could also explain why Charisma Carpenter looks so bloody miserable all the time? Aside from having a career in the gutter that is.

 

Along with Charisma, Ron, Jonathan and Tila we've also got Randy Couture, Jenna Jameson, Karina 'The Nose' Smirnoff and a sober, healthy looking Steve O.

 

Also, Marilyn...

  • Steve O really does look good. I always thought he'd be the first of the Jackasses to die...

    There's still time I suppose, and Wee Man and Preston have genetics and lifestyle risk factors but I hope its gonna be Bam. DIE, you metalhead!

    GretaBritain Thu, 02/12/2010 - 21:45
  • They're legs are they? I thought it was a map of Britain's Inland Waterways I was looking at.

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/12/2010 - 15:00
  • I know someone who has seen him in unarmed combat with an angry anaconda

    merylhighground Thu, 02/12/2010 - 14:16
  • WagBo does Orgazmo.

    slapper slayer Thu, 02/12/2010 - 14:12
  • Pretty sure that's not Jenny McCarthy, and holy crap Charisma Carpenter's legs look odd.

    manor Thu, 02/12/2010 - 13:58
  • What has Ron Jeremy ever had to do with fighting?

    Have the organisers got him mixed up with the Metropolitan Police Tactical Firermas unit, for firing seven rounds into an innocent Brazillian?

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/12/2010 - 13:34
  • What has Ron Jeremy ever had to do with fighting?

    Have the organisers got him mixed up with the Metropolitan Police Tactical Firermas unit, for firing seven rounds into an innocent Brazillian?

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/12/2010 - 13:34
  • Pretty sure that's not Jenny McCarthy, and holy crap Charisma Carpenter's legs look odd.

    manor Thu, 02/12/2010 - 13:58
  • WagBo does Orgazmo.

    slapper slayer Thu, 02/12/2010 - 14:12
  • I know someone who has seen him in unarmed combat with an angry anaconda

    merylhighground Thu, 02/12/2010 - 14:16
  • They're legs are they? I thought it was a map of Britain's Inland Waterways I was looking at.

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/12/2010 - 15:00
  • Steve O really does look good. I always thought he'd be the first of the Jackasses to die...

    There's still time I suppose, and Wee Man and Preston have genetics and lifestyle risk factors but I hope its gonna be Bam. DIE, you metalhead!

    GretaBritain Thu, 02/12/2010 - 21:45

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