Ronan Keating goes out in LondonRonan Keating goes out in London

Indiana No!
Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:16 by Harry Bow
Slow news week over, Ronan Keating is BACK (again).

Ronan Keating might have gone out dressed like Indiana Jones last night, but the only archeological find he's likely to come across is himself. If he looks in the mirror (which we suggest he should do).

Even 'Fat Ronan Keating' Brian McFadden has been making the headlines this week – call it an agonisingly slow news week, but sadly this may not be last we see of the Boyzone antiquity... He's currently recording a new solo album AND working with Boyzone (you may have missed the memo about them reforming):

Ronan said:

"It's so much fun, we're having a great time."

We're sure you are, but you can pretty much keep that whole rollercoaster ride to yourself.

  • The 2 lads in the middle (Shane Lynch and Keith Duffy) look like they've just wandered in from shooting a particularly knobtastic gay porn film pausing on the way only to wipe the spunk from their mouths. Possibly the gayest thing ever seen on television anywhere in the world, ever, and I'm including 'Big Massive Marines Cocks in Barely Legal TeenBoy Anal Holes" on GAY-tvXXX in that.We salute you, Dame Louis Walsh.

    SelectiveInvective Sat, 22/08/2009 - 10:02
  • Be grateful you weren't in the fucker, mate

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 23:18
  • Oh Lordy - I am still traumatised by this clip - can you actually DIE of cringing?

    the flange Thu, 20/08/2009 - 18:38
  • At least he appears to have stopped singing Blarty - although that in no way mitigates his previous crimes against music!

    erniemilko Thu, 20/08/2009 - 11:54
  • This dreary cunt and his arsehole mates are one of the reasons why we have shite like Blue and the countless copycats invading the charts and wetting housewives' knickers the length and breadth of the country.

    So - for those of you who haven't seen it... spot the cunt in the cap

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 11:49
  • Well i think he's lovely...so there!

    Moushka Thu, 20/08/2009 - 09:58
  • Look at the pasty man who has been in the sun for 6 minutes! How we laughed etc..

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:38
  • Look at the pasty man who has been in the sun for 6 minutes! How we laughed etc..

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:38
  • Well i think he's lovely...so there!

    Moushka Thu, 20/08/2009 - 09:58
  • This dreary cunt and his arsehole mates are one of the reasons why we have shite like Blue and the countless copycats invading the charts and wetting housewives' knickers the length and breadth of the country.

    So - for those of you who haven't seen it... spot the cunt in the cap

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 11:49
  • At least he appears to have stopped singing Blarty - although that in no way mitigates his previous crimes against music!

    erniemilko Thu, 20/08/2009 - 11:54
  • Oh Lordy - I am still traumatised by this clip - can you actually DIE of cringing?

    the flange Thu, 20/08/2009 - 18:38
  • Be grateful you weren't in the fucker, mate

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 23:18
  • The 2 lads in the middle (Shane Lynch and Keith Duffy) look like they've just wandered in from shooting a particularly knobtastic gay porn film pausing on the way only to wipe the spunk from their mouths. Possibly the gayest thing ever seen on television anywhere in the world, ever, and I'm including 'Big Massive Marines Cocks in Barely Legal TeenBoy Anal Holes" on GAY-tvXXX in that.We salute you, Dame Louis Walsh.

    SelectiveInvective Sat, 22/08/2009 - 10:02

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