Ronan Keating goes out in London
Indiana No!
Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:16 by Harry Bow
Slow news week over, Ronan Keating is BACK (again).
Ronan Keating might have gone out dressed like Indiana Jones last night, but the only archeological find he's likely to come across is himself. If he looks in the mirror (which we suggest he should do).
Even 'Fat Ronan Keating' Brian McFadden has been making the headlines this week – call it an agonisingly slow news week, but sadly this may not be last we see of the Boyzone antiquity... He's currently recording a new solo album AND working with Boyzone (you may have missed the memo about them reforming):
Ronan said:
"It's so much fun, we're having a great time."
We're sure you are, but you can pretty much keep that whole rollercoaster ride to yourself.
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Oh Lordy - I am still traumatised by this clip - can you actually DIE of cringing?
At least he appears to have stopped singing Blarty - although that in no way mitigates his previous crimes against music!
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Well i think he's lovely...so there!
Look at the pasty man who has been in the sun for 6 minutes! How we laughed etc..
Look at the pasty man who has been in the sun for 6 minutes! How we laughed etc..
Well i think he's lovely...so there!
This dreary cunt and his arsehole mates are one of the reasons why we have shite like Blue and the countless copycats invading the charts and wetting housewives' knickers the length and breadth of the country.
So - for those of you who haven't seen it... spot the cunt in the cap
At least he appears to have stopped singing Blarty - although that in no way mitigates his previous crimes against music!
Oh Lordy - I am still traumatised by this clip - can you actually DIE of cringing?
Be grateful you weren't in the fucker, mate
The 2 lads in the middle (Shane Lynch and Keith Duffy) look like they've just wandered in from shooting a particularly knobtastic gay porn film pausing on the way only to wipe the spunk from their mouths. Possibly the gayest thing ever seen on television anywhere in the world, ever, and I'm including 'Big Massive Marines Cocks in Barely Legal TeenBoy Anal Holes" on GAY-tvXXX in that.We salute you, Dame Louis Walsh.