Ronan Keating has split from his wife, Yvonne after twelve years
Life really is a rollercoaster
Thu, 20/05/2010 - 10:45 byRonan Keating has announced that he and his wife, Yvonne, are separating after twelve years of marriage together. The pair have three children, aged 11, 9 and 5. The split was announced with "great sadness" but was said to be "aimicable". We at Holy Moly have some words of advice for Ronan at this difficult time...
Hey Ronan! It's time to make a change. Just relax, take it easy. You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down. If you want you can marry (for a bit). Look at your combover, it is old, but it's happy.
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy, to be calm when you've found something going on with the postman and your wife.
But take your time, think a lot. Why, think of everything you've got (erm).
For sadly, you will still be here tomorrow, but your wife will not.
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He's not a pikey. He's just a twat.
Gately was from a place where pikeys fear to go, though.
How did 'aimicable' get past the spellchecker?
I read derisable as desirable first time. My heart nearly broke, K. Nearly broke.
Twas referred to as such here before, after Gately's death. I have no reason, looking at his transition into dodgy pikey, to believe otherwise
Oi. What shit-hole are your referring to? How did you know that Swords, Co Dublin is a shit-hole?
Glad he an now get on, with somewhat more aplomb than before, with the serious business of fucking men up the arse. Hard.
What the fuck is he doing with Joan Rivers in pic 1?
Ronan Keating must be one of the most derisable, schmaltzy insincere cunts from that shithole. His flat-cap jig on Gay Byrne's show with his dungaree-clad thicko bandmates makes me realise that every silver lining definitelyt has a cloud.
Wait for the interviews in OK magazine and fucking grazia about "my broken heart" shite, boo fucking hoo you tuneless hobo
Maybe he finally heard the rumours that his eldest child is actually Eddie Irvine's.
that's quality
12 years to shave a beard ? man needs to get himself a new razor.
I think I may have just reported this instead of replying.....
I did laugh though, cause that mopsa is a fucking clunge.
she looks about 60...in irish years
can't decide whether there was not enough effort or too much on changing the lyrics there
Lovely little development on the McFadden front there, whothehell!
I love the idea of Steo's widow(er?) lying in wait, possibly with a rose in his mouth. Why does his face keep turning into that of Louis Spence in my mind?!?!?!
mmmmmm.........
RE McFadden being a screaming cock lover, Delta Gulfstream has been in the US for the last 8 months.
And I double checked the post Sydney Mardi Gras story with my mate.....
Best guess: Paedo is 100% right and there is a lovenest/studio/bedsit near Dublin, prob with Gately's widowed "hubby" waiting arse in the air for Ronan The Barbarian to chuck his saveloy up the tunnel of chocolate lurrrve.
Now, where did I put the No for Pure Heart Ministries again?
"Gay Byrne" show... hahaha. Not enough lube used etc... those sorta puns anyway.
she does, she really does....
All my insight regarding the gayness of Boyzone is based solely on their appearance on the Gay Byrne show.
I know it's a Cat Stevens song. I was brought up on fricking Moonshadow. But come on, this is inspired shit: "look at your combover, it is old, but it's happy." Mega lolz, etcetera.
she looks like his Mum anyway....next!
Well done, shitthebed - you've been paying attention! The Other Half lives in a shag-pad somewhere near Dublin - so I'm told.
And yet the world still turns? wont someone think of the kids/elephants/whales??
Anyone that quotes the mighty Cat gets my vote.
"twelve years of marriage together". Ah, it's the 'together' bit where it all went wrong. If only they hadn't been married 'together'. Then they couldn't have split up from each other.
No doubt this will pre-empt his exit from the closet.
Tescopop as much as i hate Mopsa (seriously was 'it' educated in southern America?) you can't possibly be judging Ally's literal articulence on that? Half of it is a cat stevens song!!!
I have some advice for Ronan aswell. Remove that fucking earing man, you look like a cunt.
I've hated these two ever since the car crash that was the nintendo ads they "performed" in.
Dear Ally Farrell
You're alright, you are. Granted, you're not Pulitzer material, but let's get a sense of perspective here: the more proof-read, spellchecked articles you write, the less Mopsa dross assaults my eyes. So, ta, Ally. I mean that.
Tescopop
He's bound to be having a fling with Cheryl Cole. They were seen on the same planet together so it must be true.
He's bound to be having a fling with Cheryl Cole. They were seen on the same planet together so it must be true.
Dear Ally Farrell
You're alright, you are. Granted, you're not Pulitzer material, but let's get a sense of perspective here: the more proof-read, spellchecked articles you write, the less Mopsa dross assaults my eyes. So, ta, Ally. I mean that.
Tescopop
Tescopop as much as i hate Mopsa (seriously was 'it' educated in southern America?) you can't possibly be judging Ally's literal articulence on that? Half of it is a cat stevens song!!!
I have some advice for Ronan aswell. Remove that fucking earing man, you look like a cunt.
I've hated these two ever since the car crash that was the nintendo ads they "performed" in.
No doubt this will pre-empt his exit from the closet.
"twelve years of marriage together". Ah, it's the 'together' bit where it all went wrong. If only they hadn't been married 'together'. Then they couldn't have split up from each other.
Anyone that quotes the mighty Cat gets my vote.
And yet the world still turns? wont someone think of the kids/elephants/whales??
Well done, shitthebed - you've been paying attention! The Other Half lives in a shag-pad somewhere near Dublin - so I'm told.
she looks like his Mum anyway....next!
I know it's a Cat Stevens song. I was brought up on fricking Moonshadow. But come on, this is inspired shit: "look at your combover, it is old, but it's happy." Mega lolz, etcetera.
All my insight regarding the gayness of Boyzone is based solely on their appearance on the Gay Byrne show.
she does, she really does....
"Gay Byrne" show... hahaha. Not enough lube used etc... those sorta puns anyway.
mmmmmm.........
RE McFadden being a screaming cock lover, Delta Gulfstream has been in the US for the last 8 months.
And I double checked the post Sydney Mardi Gras story with my mate.....
Best guess: Paedo is 100% right and there is a lovenest/studio/bedsit near Dublin, prob with Gately's widowed "hubby" waiting arse in the air for Ronan The Barbarian to chuck his saveloy up the tunnel of chocolate lurrrve.
Now, where did I put the No for Pure Heart Ministries again?
Lovely little development on the McFadden front there, whothehell!
I love the idea of Steo's widow(er?) lying in wait, possibly with a rose in his mouth. Why does his face keep turning into that of Louis Spence in my mind?!?!?!
can't decide whether there was not enough effort or too much on changing the lyrics there
she looks about 60...in irish years
I think I may have just reported this instead of replying.....
I did laugh though, cause that mopsa is a fucking clunge.
12 years to shave a beard ? man needs to get himself a new razor.
that's quality
Maybe he finally heard the rumours that his eldest child is actually Eddie Irvine's.
What the fuck is he doing with Joan Rivers in pic 1?
Ronan Keating must be one of the most derisable, schmaltzy insincere cunts from that shithole. His flat-cap jig on Gay Byrne's show with his dungaree-clad thicko bandmates makes me realise that every silver lining definitelyt has a cloud.
Wait for the interviews in OK magazine and fucking grazia about "my broken heart" shite, boo fucking hoo you tuneless hobo
Glad he an now get on, with somewhat more aplomb than before, with the serious business of fucking men up the arse. Hard.
Oi. What shit-hole are your referring to? How did you know that Swords, Co Dublin is a shit-hole?
Twas referred to as such here before, after Gately's death. I have no reason, looking at his transition into dodgy pikey, to believe otherwise
I read derisable as desirable first time. My heart nearly broke, K. Nearly broke.
How did 'aimicable' get past the spellchecker?
He's not a pikey. He's just a twat.
Gately was from a place where pikeys fear to go, though.