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Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:04 by HM writer

News just in that Ronnie Wood has been arrested for the alleged assault of girlfriend, 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova...

According to Sky News, Wood has since been released on police bail after the reported incident, which apparently took place on Claygate High Street, Surrey, last night.

The pair reportedly had a huge falling out a few months ago, and it was claimed Wood chucked Ivanova out his north London home after she threatened to kill herself.

Neighbours of the 62-year-old (those poor buggers) claimed he retorted:

"Fuck off home, you slut."

A Surrey police spokesperson has said:

"We can confirm that a 62-year-old man from Esher was arrested last night on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident in Claygate High Street.

 

"He has this afternoon been released on bail until a date in January pending further inquiries."

 

  • Look at photo eight. He's pissed himself. In photos 3 and six they're trying to hide it. It's clear from photo eight though, Ronnie's pissed his pants the old drunk.

    Tinker78 Sun, 06/12/2009 - 19:10
  • I hate that stupid face she always pulls.

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:27
  • He's proof that gypsy genes and drugs age badly.

    BTW Claygate doesn't have a High Street.

    Black Flag Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:10
  • i wasnt there. but i bet she was asking for it. in fact, i'd like to have a pop too. it'd be like that scene from 'airplane'.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:45
  • Slapper old enough to be his granddaughter gets caught out fucking someone 10 times better looking and not with the texture of an elephant's scrotum shocker

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:25
  • me too

    must be a lawyer thing

    BonnyWill Thu, 03/12/2009 - 21:17
  • No amount of money would be enough for me to suck that old fuckers cock. Nice Girl.

    Queenofthebongobong Thu, 03/12/2009 - 18:43
  • He means "Back in the day when Sinclair Spectrums were the crest of the technological age" MJ,or as a normal person would say "the 80's"
    And is that a blow-up doll in pic 1 ?

    tigerstail Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:44
  • Hmmmm I'm sure I commented on this earlier.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:20
  • I bet you owned one of my rubber keyed computers back in the day.
    Cheers! *raises glass*

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:16
  • Wouldn't it be better to lie to them though?

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:07
  • Always steer clear of these Eastern European birds. They seem to me to be a pain in the arse. Whenever they come up to you in bars in London it's always the same script. "What iz yur name? What you do? How much you earn Darlink?!" I always tell them my name is Clive and I am unemployed. Saves a heap of tedium.

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:57
  • Mad as a box of badgers.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:21
  • Mad as a box of badgers.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:21
  • Always steer clear of these Eastern European birds. They seem to me to be a pain in the arse. Whenever they come up to you in bars in London it's always the same script. "What iz yur name? What you do? How much you earn Darlink?!" I always tell them my name is Clive and I am unemployed. Saves a heap of tedium.

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:57
  • Wouldn't it be better to lie to them though?

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:07
  • I bet you owned one of my rubber keyed computers back in the day.
    Cheers! *raises glass*

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:16
  • Hmmmm I'm sure I commented on this earlier.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:20
  • He means "Back in the day when Sinclair Spectrums were the crest of the technological age" MJ,or as a normal person would say "the 80's"
    And is that a blow-up doll in pic 1 ?

    tigerstail Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:44
  • No amount of money would be enough for me to suck that old fuckers cock. Nice Girl.

    Queenofthebongobong Thu, 03/12/2009 - 18:43
  • me too

    must be a lawyer thing

    BonnyWill Thu, 03/12/2009 - 21:17
  • Slapper old enough to be his granddaughter gets caught out fucking someone 10 times better looking and not with the texture of an elephant's scrotum shocker

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:25
  • i wasnt there. but i bet she was asking for it. in fact, i'd like to have a pop too. it'd be like that scene from 'airplane'.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:45
  • He's proof that gypsy genes and drugs age badly.

    BTW Claygate doesn't have a High Street.

    Black Flag Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:10
  • I hate that stupid face she always pulls.

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:27
  • Look at photo eight. He's pissed himself. In photos 3 and six they're trying to hide it. It's clear from photo eight though, Ronnie's pissed his pants the old drunk.

    Tinker78 Sun, 06/12/2009 - 19:10

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