No Sympathy for the Devil
Mon, 25/01/2010 - 11:44 by HM writer

Katia Ivanova isn't the only one who can go out to clubs with boys and get drunk. Ronnie Wood was doing much of the same thing over the weekend and picking up women based mainly on the amount of lipstick they were wearing. But his behaviour must be looking bad, as according to reports it's caused Keith Richards to do what we had thought was the impossible; give up booze...

Keith Richards hasn't touched a drop of alcohol for over four months, despite previously vowing to drink forever after outliving several doctors who had told him to give up it up.

But four years ago Richards, who has a face like a crinkle cut chip, suffered a brain haemorrhage after he fell out of a plam tree on an alcohol soaked holiday with Wood. And now he's determined not to end up like Wood, who'll be partying with The Saturdays and Amelle Berrabah by the end of this week.

A source said:

"He has always quite enjoyed the fact that he seemed to be able to carry on drinking as much as he liked with no real negative impact on his health.

 

"But he has watched Ronnie fall well and truly off the wagon last year and he doesn't like what he sees. Plus he has started to feel for the first time like it might do him some good to give up the booze for a while."

Mind you, he does look like he's having fun...

  • i am not surprise of their behavior. parties mean sex, drugs and alcohol. few parties don't contain this cocktail. if i will read less news like that i will glad. drug rehab San Diego

    yasmine Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:18
  • balenciaga and chloe lv handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:42
  • pic 2 - is that john prescott

    mike hunt Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:54
  • His legs look like two laces hanging out of his body...

    Teatimecreams Mon, 25/01/2010 - 19:25
  • Those two ladies are clearly from the escort services bit of the Yellow Pages... quite like the blonde one though, she looks a bit like Alicia Silverstone... *dials 118 118*

    pandakiller Mon, 25/01/2010 - 16:08
  • My Nan gets help down steps like that..

    stustustudio Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:06
  • Oh, the joys of being a pensioner, hey?

    degzy Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:45
  • So what you saying? That our Ron now has to club 'em round the head to get them to sleep with him? Sounds about right. Can't imagine he's got any juice left. His love milk must be as green as absinthe.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:25
  • Nick that syrup of his head and get him into some manky egg-spattered pyjamas and he'll be screaming 'Harold? HAARRROOOOLLLLLLDDDDD' in no time.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 12:53
  • look at that poor old man.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 25/01/2010 - 12:35
  • look at that poor old man.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 25/01/2010 - 12:35
  • Nick that syrup of his head and get him into some manky egg-spattered pyjamas and he'll be screaming 'Harold? HAARRROOOOLLLLLLDDDDD' in no time.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 12:53
  • So what you saying? That our Ron now has to club 'em round the head to get them to sleep with him? Sounds about right. Can't imagine he's got any juice left. His love milk must be as green as absinthe.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:25
  • Oh, the joys of being a pensioner, hey?

    degzy Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:45
  • My Nan gets help down steps like that..

    stustustudio Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:06
  • Those two ladies are clearly from the escort services bit of the Yellow Pages... quite like the blonde one though, she looks a bit like Alicia Silverstone... *dials 118 118*

    pandakiller Mon, 25/01/2010 - 16:08
  • His legs look like two laces hanging out of his body...

    Teatimecreams Mon, 25/01/2010 - 19:25
  • pic 2 - is that john prescott

    mike hunt Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:54
  • balenciaga and chloe lv handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:42
  • i am not surprise of their behavior. parties mean sex, drugs and alcohol. few parties don't contain this cocktail. if i will read less news like that i will glad. drug rehab San Diego

    yasmine Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:18

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