making a scene
Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:11 by Harry Bow

We've finally worked out who it was that Heidi Klum dressed up as at her Halloween party

We're not sure if Ronnie Wood's "ageless presence on the scene" is really something that should be celebrated, but the Rolling Stone still scooped a gong for it at the Classic Rock Roll Of Honour Awards last night.

 

Him and his Weird Russian Girlfriend hit the Groucho Club after the ceremony to celebrate and plug his Liberty fashion line by wearing the 'I Feel Like Painting' shirt (a snip at £300). He left his Uggs at home for the night but still modeled his trademark ZANY rock face look. A fashion honour is surely next on the cards (if Lady Gaga can get one).

 

In other Ronnie Wood news, Jools Oliver has revealed how she almost got immortalized by the artist, telling Red magazine:

"I’m really comfortable with nudity. Ronnie Wood said he’d do a nude painting of me as a present for Jamie.

‘I got excited, but when push came to shove, I thought, 'I’m going to have to sit around naked for ages. What the hell am I going to talk to Ronnie about?'

 


  • There's definitely a look of her searching for a window to lick...

    Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:12
  • Hes fucked thats for sure shes draining the life out of him and the Russian Mafia will take the rest, servs the cunt right

    carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 20:49
  • Either that or he could shave his head, close his eyes & pass for a scrotum

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:22
  • I'm surprised the dozy cow hasn't got herself up the duff by him yet to seal the deal on milking the cash cow, he must be firing blanks in his dotage.

    whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Put a handle on him and he's pass muster for a battered old leather suitcase.

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:46
  • Hear Ekatrina's mum to her now: "Darlink. Not long now. Keep feeding him ze fags and ze booze. Make him weak but first, huh, first he must sign ze will. Then (shrugs) when he's gone, YOU my darlink vill be vich."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:21
  • ‘I got excited, but when push came to shove, I thought, 'I’m going to have to sit around naked for ages. '

    You couldn't make this stuff up.

    stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:06
  • Oohh, she seems to be on the verge of a Village Idiot dribble. And surely that's his job? He looks like Wilfrid Brambell in a wig.

    cosmotopper Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:55
  • I know the morally right thing to do is to say how reprehensible Ronnie Wood is for ditching his wife of X years in favour of the younger model......but fuck it lets face it we (well I) would all do the same thing wouldn't we ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:47
  • anyone who says music industry awards are nothing more than purely cosmetic knows nothing whatsoever. if anything he should have collected a life-time contribution to fashion award the same night.

    good on you ronnie.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:54
  • Outstanding cunt award more like..

    elbow Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:52
  • Ageless! Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah.

    tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:32
  • Ageless! Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah.

    tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:32
  • Outstanding cunt award more like..

    elbow Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:52
  • anyone who says music industry awards are nothing more than purely cosmetic knows nothing whatsoever. if anything he should have collected a life-time contribution to fashion award the same night.

    good on you ronnie.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:54
  • I know the morally right thing to do is to say how reprehensible Ronnie Wood is for ditching his wife of X years in favour of the younger model......but fuck it lets face it we (well I) would all do the same thing wouldn't we ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:47
  • Oohh, she seems to be on the verge of a Village Idiot dribble. And surely that's his job? He looks like Wilfrid Brambell in a wig.

    cosmotopper Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:55
  • ‘I got excited, but when push came to shove, I thought, 'I’m going to have to sit around naked for ages. '

    You couldn't make this stuff up.

    stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:06
  • Hear Ekatrina's mum to her now: "Darlink. Not long now. Keep feeding him ze fags and ze booze. Make him weak but first, huh, first he must sign ze will. Then (shrugs) when he's gone, YOU my darlink vill be vich."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:21
  • Put a handle on him and he's pass muster for a battered old leather suitcase.

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:46
  • I'm surprised the dozy cow hasn't got herself up the duff by him yet to seal the deal on milking the cash cow, he must be firing blanks in his dotage.

    whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Either that or he could shave his head, close his eyes & pass for a scrotum

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:22
  • Hes fucked thats for sure shes draining the life out of him and the Russian Mafia will take the rest, servs the cunt right

    carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 20:49
  • There's definitely a look of her searching for a window to lick...

    Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:12

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