Ronnie and his crazy RussianRonnie and his crazy Russian

Dad cock
Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:13 by Harry Bow

A gig outside a Starbucks with your dad onstage? It's the rock 'n' roll dream!

Ronnie Wood and his weird Russian girlfriend (who we think Dita Von Teese was Twittering about earlier) left their castle and headed to Ireland for a fun family get-together last night.

Ronnie's son Jesse (who is 12 years older than Ekaterina, FYI) is in a band called The Black Swan Effect (only marginally less successful than the Rolling Stones) and they had a gig in Dublin last night. Yep, we missed the memo too. Jesse's band mates must've lost a little bit of their soul when the craggy bassist hopped up onstage with them for a jam out - although obviously no one would have taken the blindest bit of notice of them otherwise. Such a selfless sacrifice! 

 

Perhaps they should rename themselves the Rolling Tumbleweeds. *Tumbleweeds roll by*

 

Anyway, at least Ronnie left his UGGs at home this time, although he did appear to have borrowed his cardie from Luke Kock Kook. Cool.


 

Ronnie Wood and his weird Russian girlfriend (who we think Dita von Teese was Twittering about earlier) have left their castle and headed to Dublin for a fun family get-together.
At least Ronnie left his UGGs at home, although he did appear to have borrowed his cardie from Luke Kock Kook.

 

 

  • The tired old twat whos porking a girl because hes not man enough to handle a proper woman is looking more demented as the days go by. The cross eyed cunt should take a one way trip to that Swiss clinic as soon as possible.

    carbon cowboy Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:59
  • Ekaterina looks like a young boy to me. There is nothing at all feminine about her. Is this the best she can do? Ronnie Wood? The man who styles his hair in a certain way simply to hide his big old man ears. I would rather have a pop at Bob Dylan myself.

    scone Fri, 25/09/2009 - 16:31
  • "Craggy bassist"??? Fucking hell New Girl! Wah wahhhh! Nil points! Wood is actually a guitarist, as in the 6 stringed variety. You're thinking of Bill Wyman who used to pluck the old bass for the Stones but since retired. Mind you, he had a penchant for young fillies (Mandy Smith, anyone?) so I get where the confusion arises....

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:45
  • "Craggy bassist"??? Fucking hell New Girl! Wah wahhhh! Nil points! Wood is actually a guitarist, as in the 6 stringed variety. You're thinking of Bill Wyman who used to pluck the old bass for the Stones but since retired. Mind you, he had a penchant for young fillies (Mandy Smith, anyone?) so I get where the confusion arises....

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:45
  • Ekaterina looks like a young boy to me. There is nothing at all feminine about her. Is this the best she can do? Ronnie Wood? The man who styles his hair in a certain way simply to hide his big old man ears. I would rather have a pop at Bob Dylan myself.

    scone Fri, 25/09/2009 - 16:31
  • The tired old twat whos porking a girl because hes not man enough to handle a proper woman is looking more demented as the days go by. The cross eyed cunt should take a one way trip to that Swiss clinic as soon as possible.

    carbon cowboy Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:59

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