You too could look like Ronnie Wood
Taking Liberties
Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:08 by Harry BowHonestly, is there one single fuckwit in the whole wide world who would hand over £550 for a frock designed by Ronnie Wood? Really?
Perhaps the same person who bought this or this?
Seriously though, check out the tumble weeds rolling through Liberty of London as Ronnie unveiled his line for the store yesterday. Even his Weird Russian Girlfriend gave the launch a miss (where was she? work?).
Here's what shoppers are missing:
The I Feel Like Painting Shift Dress, which is described as "a beautiful fitted dress to be worn day through to night, with high heels and bold jewels, for a statement look" - although Ronnie would prefer to pair it with some Uggs and a cig.
Or there's the Black Guitar Scarf, which costs £235 and looks like a hanky with a doodle of Amy Winehouse on it.
Hang on though! Liberty are knocking down the prices as we speak! The above dress has already been slashed from £550 to £495. By the end of day even Ekaterina's pre-Ronnie wage could probably cover it.
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And they are all cunts
Have rock stars from the 1960s shrunk, or have they always been lanky midgets? Macca, Ringo, Jagger, Wood - they're all TINY!
Gold-plated calipers.
He couldn't look any more ridiculous if he wore calipers
No, that should read, "Every time I go to retire, I need a Tena Lady"
I hate him but, BUT, the man's 62, richer than Croesus, and he gets to wander around wearing Uggs (hideous, retarded rah shoes but fucking comfy) whilst shagging a 23 year old Russian.
Do you think he cares what any of us think? No, he just sits on a big pile of money, with toasty-warm feet, listening to the Stones back catalogue while Slavicaterina makes him Pop Tarts.
Lucky shit.
should have said 'glow' or 'perspire'. I am a lady.
Got to give him credit on how he colored shit...
Where was the Russian waitress? Ahhh earning her rent with the arab businessmen probably, those Ugg boots don't buy themselves....
I hear you often wake up in a sweat, dear....
he still thinks he's in HIS 60s.
I see a red thing and I want to paint it black etc God bless him he's very very old
It's tragic people like him still think they are in the 60's
I wish he'd go an hop about by that stinking little pond on Blackheath along with all the other crows.
He looks like a crow that's been vomited on by a Mexican.
The Gok Wannabes will buy this in droves. The fools. But the biggest idiots are Liberty who are funding a cadaver whose only career move now is to die. Love his hair though. Is it a weave?
i hated him when i saw him act like a cunt to brandon block at the brit awards and i hate him just as much now. wish he'd drown in his own wrinkles.
That is hideous. and the clothes.
ronnie wood @ liberty. now THAT'S what i call rock'n'roll.
You forgot the jewelery line. I still wake up in a sweat shouting no, no, no as I remember Lilly Allen's smiley face items.
Isn't designing a fashion range pretty much the last rites of a career?
You get the pre-med of the string of 'experimental' albums that bother only the nether regions of the chart. Then the chemotherapy of the obligatory 'Perfume' launch - 'Eau de Dewsbury par Lady Gaga', then the fashion range, before the inevitable nosedive into transvestite boyfriends and scat porn.
Isn't designing a fashion range pretty much the last rites of a career?
You get the pre-med of the string of 'experimental' albums that bother only the nether regions of the chart. Then the chemotherapy of the obligatory 'Perfume' launch - 'Eau de Dewsbury par Lady Gaga', then the fashion range, before the inevitable nosedive into transvestite boyfriends and scat porn.
You forgot the jewelery line. I still wake up in a sweat shouting no, no, no as I remember Lilly Allen's smiley face items.
ronnie wood @ liberty. now THAT'S what i call rock'n'roll.
That is hideous. and the clothes.
i hated him when i saw him act like a cunt to brandon block at the brit awards and i hate him just as much now. wish he'd drown in his own wrinkles.
The Gok Wannabes will buy this in droves. The fools. But the biggest idiots are Liberty who are funding a cadaver whose only career move now is to die. Love his hair though. Is it a weave?
He looks like a crow that's been vomited on by a Mexican.
I wish he'd go an hop about by that stinking little pond on Blackheath along with all the other crows.
It's tragic people like him still think they are in the 60's
I see a red thing and I want to paint it black etc God bless him he's very very old
he still thinks he's in HIS 60s.
I hear you often wake up in a sweat, dear....
Where was the Russian waitress? Ahhh earning her rent with the arab businessmen probably, those Ugg boots don't buy themselves....
Got to give him credit on how he colored shit...
should have said 'glow' or 'perspire'. I am a lady.
I hate him but, BUT, the man's 62, richer than Croesus, and he gets to wander around wearing Uggs (hideous, retarded rah shoes but fucking comfy) whilst shagging a 23 year old Russian.
Do you think he cares what any of us think? No, he just sits on a big pile of money, with toasty-warm feet, listening to the Stones back catalogue while Slavicaterina makes him Pop Tarts.
Lucky shit.
No, that should read, "Every time I go to retire, I need a Tena Lady"
He couldn't look any more ridiculous if he wore calipers
Gold-plated calipers.
Have rock stars from the 1960s shrunk, or have they always been lanky midgets? Macca, Ringo, Jagger, Wood - they're all TINY!
And they are all cunts