Taking Liberties
Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:08 by Harry Bow

Honestly, is there one single fuckwit in the whole wide world who would hand over £550 for a frock designed by Ronnie Wood? Really?

Perhaps the same person who bought this or this?

Seriously though, check out the tumble weeds rolling through Liberty of London as Ronnie unveiled his line for the store yesterday. Even his Weird Russian Girlfriend gave the launch a miss (where was she? work?).

Here's what shoppers are missing:

The I Feel Like Painting Shift Dress, which is described as "a beautiful fitted dress to be worn day through to night, with high heels and bold jewels, for a statement look" - although Ronnie would prefer to pair it with some Uggs and a cig.

Or there's the Black Guitar Scarf, which costs £235 and looks like a hanky with a doodle of Amy Winehouse on it.

Hang on though! Liberty are knocking down the prices as we speak! The above dress has already been slashed from £550 to £495. By the end of day even Ekaterina's pre-Ronnie wage could probably cover it.

 

  • And they are all cunts

    carbon cowboy Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:04
  • Have rock stars from the 1960s shrunk, or have they always been lanky midgets? Macca, Ringo, Jagger, Wood - they're all TINY!

    cosmotopper Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:58
  • Gold-plated calipers.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 11:07
  • He couldn't look any more ridiculous if he wore calipers

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:49
  • No, that should read, "Every time I go to retire, I need a Tena Lady"

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:47
  • I hate him but, BUT, the man's 62, richer than Croesus, and he gets to wander around wearing Uggs (hideous, retarded rah shoes but fucking comfy) whilst shagging a 23 year old Russian.
    Do you think he cares what any of us think? No, he just sits on a big pile of money, with toasty-warm feet, listening to the Stones back catalogue while Slavicaterina makes him Pop Tarts.

    Lucky shit.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:35
  • should have said 'glow' or 'perspire'. I am a lady.

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 00:43
  • Got to give him credit on how he colored shit...

    slaappy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 20:12
  • Where was the Russian waitress? Ahhh earning her rent with the arab businessmen probably, those Ugg boots don't buy themselves....

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:59
  • I hear you often wake up in a sweat, dear....

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:57
  • he still thinks he's in HIS 60s.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:00
  • I see a red thing and I want to paint it black etc God bless him he's very very old

    sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:58
  • It's tragic people like him still think they are in the 60's

    whereswaldo Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:58
  • I wish he'd go an hop about by that stinking little pond on Blackheath along with all the other crows.

    kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:01
  • He looks like a crow that's been vomited on by a Mexican.

    cosmotopper Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:57
  • The Gok Wannabes will buy this in droves. The fools. But the biggest idiots are Liberty who are funding a cadaver whose only career move now is to die. Love his hair though. Is it a weave?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:54
  • i hated him when i saw him act like a cunt to brandon block at the brit awards and i hate him just as much now. wish he'd drown in his own wrinkles.

    elbow Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:04
  • That is hideous. and the clothes.

    shakeit Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:51
  • ronnie wood @ liberty. now THAT'S what i call rock'n'roll.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:44
  • You forgot the jewelery line. I still wake up in a sweat shouting no, no, no as I remember Lilly Allen's smiley face items.

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:43
  • Isn't designing a fashion range pretty much the last rites of a career?

    You get the pre-med of the string of 'experimental' albums that bother only the nether regions of the chart. Then the chemotherapy of the obligatory 'Perfume' launch - 'Eau de Dewsbury par Lady Gaga', then the fashion range, before the inevitable nosedive into transvestite boyfriends and scat porn.

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:22
  • Isn't designing a fashion range pretty much the last rites of a career?

    You get the pre-med of the string of 'experimental' albums that bother only the nether regions of the chart. Then the chemotherapy of the obligatory 'Perfume' launch - 'Eau de Dewsbury par Lady Gaga', then the fashion range, before the inevitable nosedive into transvestite boyfriends and scat porn.

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:22
  • You forgot the jewelery line. I still wake up in a sweat shouting no, no, no as I remember Lilly Allen's smiley face items.

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:43
  • ronnie wood @ liberty. now THAT'S what i call rock'n'roll.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:44
  • That is hideous. and the clothes.

    shakeit Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:51
  • i hated him when i saw him act like a cunt to brandon block at the brit awards and i hate him just as much now. wish he'd drown in his own wrinkles.

    elbow Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:04
  • The Gok Wannabes will buy this in droves. The fools. But the biggest idiots are Liberty who are funding a cadaver whose only career move now is to die. Love his hair though. Is it a weave?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:54
  • He looks like a crow that's been vomited on by a Mexican.

    cosmotopper Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:57
  • I wish he'd go an hop about by that stinking little pond on Blackheath along with all the other crows.

    kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:01
  • It's tragic people like him still think they are in the 60's

    whereswaldo Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:58
  • I see a red thing and I want to paint it black etc God bless him he's very very old

    sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:58
  • he still thinks he's in HIS 60s.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:00
  • I hear you often wake up in a sweat, dear....

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:57
  • Where was the Russian waitress? Ahhh earning her rent with the arab businessmen probably, those Ugg boots don't buy themselves....

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:59
  • Got to give him credit on how he colored shit...

    slaappy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 20:12
  • should have said 'glow' or 'perspire'. I am a lady.

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 00:43
  • I hate him but, BUT, the man's 62, richer than Croesus, and he gets to wander around wearing Uggs (hideous, retarded rah shoes but fucking comfy) whilst shagging a 23 year old Russian.
    Do you think he cares what any of us think? No, he just sits on a big pile of money, with toasty-warm feet, listening to the Stones back catalogue while Slavicaterina makes him Pop Tarts.

    Lucky shit.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:35
  • No, that should read, "Every time I go to retire, I need a Tena Lady"

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:47
  • He couldn't look any more ridiculous if he wore calipers

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:49
  • Gold-plated calipers.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 11:07
  • Have rock stars from the 1960s shrunk, or have they always been lanky midgets? Macca, Ringo, Jagger, Wood - they're all TINY!

    cosmotopper Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:58
  • And they are all cunts

    carbon cowboy Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:04

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