Ronnie Wood unveils his fashion line for Liberty - yes, FASHION line

Perhaps the same person who bought this or this?

Seriously though, check out the tumble weeds rolling through Liberty of London as Ronnie unveiled his line for the store yesterday. Even his Weird Russian Girlfriend gave the launch a miss (where was she? work?).

Here's what shoppers are missing:

The I Feel Like Painting Shift Dress, which is described as "a beautiful fitted dress to be worn day through to night, with high heels and bold jewels, for a statement look" - although Ronnie would prefer to pair it with some Uggs and a cig.

Or there's the Black Guitar Scarf, which costs £235 and looks like a hanky with a doodle of Amy Winehouse on it.

Hang on though! Liberty are knocking down the prices as we speak! The above dress has already been slashed from £550 to £495. By the end of day even Ekaterina's pre-Ronnie wage could probably cover it.

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