Judging by these pictures, someone will find the body they buried in about a fortnight.
"He seemed like such a quiet man."
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Cheeky Girls attend Pot Noodle launch, Lembit Opik back, back, back!
Katie Price plays polo, fails to hit charts
Ronnie Wood, woman and various other no hopes out in London town last night
HM exclusive: Ronnie Wood watching the stones, all 28 pounds of them
Ronnie Wood's girlfriend tries to kickstart modelling career from the back of a cab
COMMENTS (8)
Both of them look like the trolls in The 10th Kingdom.
A case for Hercule Poirot?
perhaps they were there to check out a rest home for him.
Murderers? More like THEY were murdered then dug up. Any sap still leaking out of Ronnie's Wood must be like cottage cheese. Tasteless? We'd have to ask Ekatrina that one.
Burke and Hare resurface !!!
I strongly recommend http://wwwsugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
Look at the state of her, is she going to help this old soak beat his alcohol addiction? Nah, is she feck. Old wrinkled skin like that, next to soft young skin, kind of makes me feel a bit queasy, especialy his wrinkled face around a pert breast, think of it, it's disgusting, I just want to use a marker pen on his face to draw over the wrinkles, because obviously, these young women can't see them.
I mean how on earth does he have sex without snaping bones, the man is a twiglet.
I do wonder what these nubile wanton women see in the decrepit, wrinkled, skanky, shrivelled multimillionaire Ronnie Wood..........