would you kill yourself over this man?
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:38 by Metrosexual

Who'd have thought it? Apparently all is not well between 20-year-old Russian waitress Ekaterina Ivanova and her 64-year-old Rolling Stone "boy"friend Ronnie Wood.

Ekaterina reportedly threw a huge wobbler when she discovered Ronnie planned to have dinner with his estranged wife Jo and threatened to kill herself.

The couple were heard screaming at each other in the street. 

Ekaterina apparently screamed:

"I'm going to kill myself. You are going to find me dead."

To which Ronnie replied:

"Fuck off home you slut."

What a silver tongued charmer. No wonder the Stones attract such lovely young ladies even at their ages. The old 'treat them mean keep them keen' maxim is clearly a huge success.

Ronnie threw Ekaterina's clothes from the balcony of his house and the police were called. He's now moved out into a flat. That'll teach him.

 

  • I thought he was nobbing La Roux!

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 23:25
  • Why kill herself over Ronnie Wood..gawd there are loads of HOT and billionaired Oligarchs around.....instead of drug fucked old hippies with a crusty million or 2 left after ex wife got most of it.

    koos Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:32
  • Jo will have her moment of fame (= fuck you husband, see what your missing?) when she appears on Strictly Come Dancing/ Ballroom etc etc tonight.
    But dear olde Ronnie boy will be laughing into his cornflakes when she is so going to be voted off FIRST.

    the flange Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:17
  • Bet his ex missus is pissing herself.

    gagged Fri, 18/09/2009 - 07:24
  • The Rolling Stones are a fucking joke. Been dining out off what they did in the 60s for 40 fucking years. Give it up you sad old fuckers.

    youjizzmoppers Thu, 17/09/2009 - 22:35
  • And they'll do fucking anything for a pair of Levi's.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:29
  • She's no looker either, though. I can vouch that 80% of 20 something women in Moscow are fucking way better looking

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:09
  • If I woke up next to that odious wrinkled old git I would top my self

    carbon cowboy Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:07
  • If I woke up next to that odious wrinkled old git I would top my self

    carbon cowboy Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:07
  • She's no looker either, though. I can vouch that 80% of 20 something women in Moscow are fucking way better looking

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:09
  • And they'll do fucking anything for a pair of Levi's.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 17/09/2009 - 17:29
  • The Rolling Stones are a fucking joke. Been dining out off what they did in the 60s for 40 fucking years. Give it up you sad old fuckers.

    youjizzmoppers Thu, 17/09/2009 - 22:35
  • Bet his ex missus is pissing herself.

    gagged Fri, 18/09/2009 - 07:24
  • Jo will have her moment of fame (= fuck you husband, see what your missing?) when she appears on Strictly Come Dancing/ Ballroom etc etc tonight.
    But dear olde Ronnie boy will be laughing into his cornflakes when she is so going to be voted off FIRST.

    the flange Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:17
  • Why kill herself over Ronnie Wood..gawd there are loads of HOT and billionaired Oligarchs around.....instead of drug fucked old hippies with a crusty million or 2 left after ex wife got most of it.

    koos Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:32
  • I thought he was nobbing La Roux!

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 23:25

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