Once upon a time Rose McGowan was a kind of fit, quirky actress who was "going places" *breaks kitkat*. Since then she's boned Marilyn Manson and swapped her face for the generic plastic Hollywood mask.

Here she is at the USO Gala in Washington, which must stand for UNIDENTIFIABLE SURGERY OBVIOUS. Seriously - what the hell happened here? She's got a chin like the Pilsbury Dough boy's stomach and a forehead that's seen less action than Pete Doherty's soap.

At first we thought she was showing a bit of pink, but it just seems to be a SECRET DRESS underneath the real one.

Rose if it's OK with you, we'll remember you like this: