Denise Welch and Carol McGiffin pissed again
Its time to face the music
Wed, 17/03/2010 - 09:25 by Mr. HMThe RTS Awards were held at Grovesnor House in London last night - the biggest shock of the night being that Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe beat X Factor and Britain's Got Talent in the Best Entertainment category. GO BROOKER!
Pictures of the event etc haven't arrived yet, so you'll have to make do with a few of Loose Women being uncharacteristically pissed outside the Groucho club with Cilla Black and Antony Costa. A List, i'm sure you'll agree.
Actress
Naomie Harris - Small Island - WON!
Suranne Jones - Unforgiven
Julie Walters - A Short Stay in Switzerland
Actor
Stephen Graham -The Street
Tom Hardy - The Take
David Oyelowo - Small Island - WON!
Arts
Baroque - WON!
The First Movie
What Is Beauty?
Children's Drama
MI High
Roy - WON!
The Sarah Jane Adventures
Children's Programme
Big and Small - Blame it on the Drain - WON!
Bookaboo
Horrible Histories
Comedy Performance
Peter Capaldi - The Thick of It
Miranda Hart - Miranda - WON!
Ruth Jones - Gavin & Stacey
Constructed Factual Series
Famous, Rich and Homeless - WON!
The World's Strictest Parents
Victorian Farm
Daytime and Early Peak Programme
Coach Trip
Come Dine With Me - WON!
The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of Britain
Documentary
The Force
True Stories - Afghan Star
Wounded - WON!
Drama Serial
Occupation
Red Riding
Unforgiven - WON!
Drama Series
Cast Offs
Misfits
The Street - WON!
Entertainment
Britain's Got Talent
Newswipe with Charlie Brooker - WON!
The X Factor
Entertainment Performance
Harry Hill - Harry Hill's TV Burp - WON!
Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly - I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of
Here!/Britain’s Got Talent
Michael McIntyre - Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Features and Lifestyle Series
Don't Tell The Bride
Heston's Feasts - Heston's Victorian Feast - WON!
The Sex Education Show vs Pornography
History
1066 - The Battle for Middle Earth
Garrow's Law - WON!
Iran and the West
International Award
Damages
Generation Kill
Mad Men - WON!
Multichannel Programme Award
Dating in the Dark - WON!
Micro Men
True Stories - Here's Johnny
Nations and Regions Programme
A History of Scotland - WON!
Deep Wreck Mysteries - Death of a Battleship
Shameless
Presenter
James May - James May's Toy Stories
Piers Morgan - Piers Morgan’s Life Stories
Louis Theroux - A Place for Paedophiles - WON!
Science & Natural History
Inside Nature's Giants - WON!
The Great Sperm Race
Yellowstone: Winter
Scripted Comedy
Miranda
The Inbetweeners
The Thick of It - WON!
Single Drama
A Short Stay in Switzerland
Endgame
Five Minutes of Heaven - WON!
Soap and Continuing Drama
Casualty
EastEnders - WON!
The Bill
Writer - Comedy
Jo Brand, Joanna Scalan & Vicki Pepperdine - Getting On
Miranda Hart with James Cary & Richard Hurst - Miranda
Iain Morris & Damon Beesley - The Inbetweeners - WON!
Writer - Drama
Peter Bowker - Occupation - WON!
Guy Hibbert - Five Minutes of Heaven
Howard Overman - Misfits
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I'm always suspicious of any awards ceremony where Eastenders wins, whoever voted for that show to win, even if it was against The Bill and Casualty, needs to have a word with themselves. A load of shouting cockneys, bad acting, depressing and with a fat ginger balding man who is apparently a hard man, ridiculous.
Horrible Histories was robbed.
Charlie Brooker IS Laurence Fishburn except that Charlie looks like an angry trout. Why IS he so vex? Mind you if I looked like Morpheus I wouldn't be happy. Oh and "Big and Small - Blame it on the Drain" is surely a description of Wogan's down-the-leg blarney stone.
Charlie Brooker IS Laurence Fishburn except that Charlie looks like an angry trout. Why IS he so vex? Mind you if I looked like Morpheus I wouldn't be happy. Oh and "Big and Small - Blame it on the Drain" is surely a description of Wogan's down-the-leg blarney stone.
Horrible Histories was robbed.
I'm always suspicious of any awards ceremony where Eastenders wins, whoever voted for that show to win, even if it was against The Bill and Casualty, needs to have a word with themselves. A load of shouting cockneys, bad acting, depressing and with a fat ginger balding man who is apparently a hard man, ridiculous.