Sandra Bullock and her cheating husband
A load of Bullocks?
Wed, 17/03/2010 - 17:44 by Mr. HMSandra Bullock has cancelled her appearance at the premiere of The Blind Side and all press conferences as a tattoo model has claimed she's been screwing her husband of 4 years.
Warner Bros have claimed "unforseen circumstances" as the reason for the late cancellation, which would kind of sum up their main star finding out her husband has been keeping his dick wet with a heavily-tattoed model I guess.
Michelle Bombshell (a stage name I imagine) told inTouch magazine:
"I asked him, "What’s going on with you and Sandra?"
"Jesse was evasive. He said, "She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it."
The affair with Jesse James lasted 11 months apparently.
Less The Blind Side, more blindsided. He is now due to join Cole, Terry and Owen in their sitcom.
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If you'd done it to someone in the Vatican you could've been head of the Catholic church by now
bending over like that in front of strangers on the tube is never ever a good idea.
Looks more like one of the cousins from 'Deliverance'. Should be wearing dungarees and standing in a swamp looking at a stray city dweller in a predatory fashion and muttering under his breath.
Actually he's got previous for this type of fetish. He was previously married to Janine Lindemulder who is (or was) a simply scorching jizz model and also happens to be covered in tattoos.....or so I'm led to believe...ahem......Apparently she's now in jail, so given the look of this new one he clearly is used to the highest social circles and really was punching way above his weight when he scored the Bullock.
Is that why you got deported?
I got arrested once for standing like that next to someone on the tube.
Cottage cheese with added hepatitis c
It's a marriage of convenience. like a 24 hr co-op.
He looks very odd. kinda long black leather coat goes out after dark kind weird. He should have a long pony tail too.
You know, if your bloke goes off with someone who looks like that, does one's self-esteem rise or fall? Oscar wins aside and all that.
All that care and attention to her face and she can't be bothered to conceal her zits.
For 'Tattoo Model' read one of the numerous desperate wannabees who appear on Emo-ish porn sites.
Here is a pick of the lovely lady:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2649106650_ae18f51116.jpg
She has words on her face, the skanky fuckwit. I love tattoos, I really, really do- I have some splendid ink myself- but only complete and utter mentalists have their foreheads tattooed. If you really must for the unpleasantly deranged look what is wrong with the traditional 'upside-down cross' or 'Manson Family-chic Swastika' lovingly worked with biro ink and a rusty needle?
So that pork pie on legs standing by her in the pix is her husband? With a name like Jesse James I would have thought he was a sort. He's standing as if he wants to poke her in the arse. They don't look good together - Sandra and Jesse that is not Sandra's butt-cheeks.
So that pork pie on legs standing by her in the pix is her husband? With a name like Jesse James I would have thought he was a sort. He's standing as if he wants to poke her in the arse. They don't look good together - Sandra and Jesse that is not Sandra's butt-cheeks.
For 'Tattoo Model' read one of the numerous desperate wannabees who appear on Emo-ish porn sites.
Here is a pick of the lovely lady:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2649106650_ae18f51116.jpg
She has words on her face, the skanky fuckwit. I love tattoos, I really, really do- I have some splendid ink myself- but only complete and utter mentalists have their foreheads tattooed. If you really must for the unpleasantly deranged look what is wrong with the traditional 'upside-down cross' or 'Manson Family-chic Swastika' lovingly worked with biro ink and a rusty needle?
All that care and attention to her face and she can't be bothered to conceal her zits.
You know, if your bloke goes off with someone who looks like that, does one's self-esteem rise or fall? Oscar wins aside and all that.
He looks very odd. kinda long black leather coat goes out after dark kind weird. He should have a long pony tail too.
It's a marriage of convenience. like a 24 hr co-op.
Cottage cheese with added hepatitis c
I got arrested once for standing like that next to someone on the tube.
Is that why you got deported?
Looks more like one of the cousins from 'Deliverance'. Should be wearing dungarees and standing in a swamp looking at a stray city dweller in a predatory fashion and muttering under his breath.
Actually he's got previous for this type of fetish. He was previously married to Janine Lindemulder who is (or was) a simply scorching jizz model and also happens to be covered in tattoos.....or so I'm led to believe...ahem......Apparently she's now in jail, so given the look of this new one he clearly is used to the highest social circles and really was punching way above his weight when he scored the Bullock.
bending over like that in front of strangers on the tube is never ever a good idea.
If you'd done it to someone in the Vatican you could've been head of the Catholic church by now