Russell Brand and Katy Perry at LA's The Grove
getting rusty
Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:40 by Harry BowShouldn't Russell Brand have bought Katy Perry her own theatre by now? Gosh, Katy Perry is such a feminist, singing about kissing girls and paying for her boyfriend's ticket at the cinema. We just feel sorry for whoever had to sit behind Katy Perry and Russell Brand at the LA theatre.
Wwatching their heavy-petting would most certainly be more terrifying than seeing John Cusack battle global catastrophe (they went to a screening of 2012).
Still, Katy Perry must be pretty popular with West Ham after it was reported that the club has "responded to huge demand" and commissioned a special limited-edition range of basques inspired by her MTV stage-wear. A snip at £300 too! The surge in sales means the club should be able to spend some money in the January transfer window - shame it will only be enough to buy Wayne Rooney's little brother though.
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Looks like he could do with an injection of originality. God he is just not funny. I hope the bloke who pushed him into the fountain and then was consequently beaten up is still gonna sue his scrawny non-comedic arse
I spy with my little eye a receeding hairline.
Taxi for Brands hair.
Everywhere they go there's a camera up their arse.
Which agency are they paying?
Any why do they think we want to see them anyway?
Who gives a fuck if they're screwing? Sounds to me they're trying a leeetle too hard to convince.
like a bad day at top shop.
like a bad day at top shop.
Everywhere they go there's a camera up their arse.
Which agency are they paying?
Any why do they think we want to see them anyway?
Who gives a fuck if they're screwing? Sounds to me they're trying a leeetle too hard to convince.
I spy with my little eye a receeding hairline.
Taxi for Brands hair.
Looks like he could do with an injection of originality. God he is just not funny. I hope the bloke who pushed him into the fountain and then was consequently beaten up is still gonna sue his scrawny non-comedic arse