Wwatching their heavy-petting would most certainly be more terrifying than seeing John Cusack battle global catastrophe (they went to a screening of 2012).
Still, Katy Perry must be pretty popular with West Ham after it was reported that the club has "responded to huge demand" and commissioned a special limited-edition range of basques inspired by her MTV stage-wear. A snip at £300 too! The surge in sales means the club should be able to spend some money in the January transfer window - shame it will only be enough to buy Wayne Rooney's little brother though.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (4)
like a bad day at top shop.
Everywhere they go there's a camera up their arse.
Which agency are they paying?
Any why do they think we want to see them anyway?
Who gives a fuck if they're screwing? Sounds to me they're trying a leeetle too hard to convince.
I spy with my little eye a receeding hairline.
Taxi for Brands hair.
Looks like he could do with an injection of originality. God he is just not funny. I hope the bloke who pushed him into the fountain and then was consequently beaten up is still gonna sue his scrawny non-comedic arse