In terms of inevitability this is up there alongside water being wet and there being another Peter and Katie story on here today. Russell Brand, never one to miss an opportunity with women, has hooked up with Holly Madison, former girlfriend to 400 year old walking dressing gown - Hugh Hefner.

According to The Sun, the pair met at a party thrown after the Ricky Hatton battering in Las Vegas.

An ever trusted source said: “Russ (Russ?) has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills. He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”

We're not entirely sure what they are insinuating there - but we think they might be implying he banged her so hard she screamed and screamed and screamed with pure orgasmic joy.

Russell is in the States filming the follow up to 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.

Would you want sloppy seconds from a man who has to shit in a bag?