Heavy Petting You
Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:54 by HM writer

Nothing says 'I love you' like a an animatronic petting zoo or so thinks Russell Brand, who's just splashed out £20,000 on exactly that for girlfriend Katy Perry...

Well, he couldn't be trusted to buy her some expensive lingerie instead as we all know what happend last time he stepped into Agent Provocateur.

And as the pair have been taking their publicity stunt genuine relationship to the next level, Brand was keen to get Perry something really special to celebrate her 25th birthday.

So the robotic zoo it was, inspired by an attraction at Hollywood's The Grove Leisure complex.

A source said:

"Russell took Katy to see the movie Where The Wild Things Are at The Grove's cinema. She was really taken with the petting zoo temporarily set up next to the Farmer's Market.

 

"There are real animals in one section and then this amazing fake menagerie for kids. You can milk the cow and ride on the pony. It's very kitsch and fun."

They added:

"While she was looking at a goat being unloaded Russell got the contact details of the event organisers. He has arranged for the zoo to arrive at Katy's LA home for her birthday.

 

"She will be tickled pink."

We don't need to know about the petting part thanks...

  • Russell Brand, will someone PLEASE castrate the annoying bastard? Perhaps then he'll fuck off and never be heard from again.

    ken tate Thu, 22/10/2009 - 00:23
  • Splashed out which part? He doesn't have twenty grand! What did he do? Buy it on hire purchase. Please.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 21:34
  • Double value cunts. Buy one get one free. Fuck off away from my fucking monitor you desperate bastards

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:46
  • Is he a midget or something?

    HeyYou Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:49
  • was this set up or did the photographer happen to be there?
    i know I tend to be quite cynical about these things so I have decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. They are clearly madly in love and want to express it to eachother and to hell with the consequences and who is watching...its a thing of beauty...
    *sobs gently and dabs weepy eye*

    badger79 Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:10
  • any takers for them to make it to christmas?

    elbow Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:47
  • It's as dull as a Northampton backstreet and the daft feckers still wear sunglasses. And she looks like a clean-shaven version of him, the narcissistic buffoons.

    cosmotopper Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:42
  • Piss stinking, terminally unfunny tramp cunt

    aaaargh Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:26
  • He looks like a tramp, but there's something undeniably cute about little Miss Perry.

    Good luck to 'em both.

    pandakiller Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:18
  • i milked a cow, and i liked it. hope my boyfriend don't hire it.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:13
  • Roy Wood's not looking bad for his age is he?

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:12
  • Roy Wood's not looking bad for his age is he?

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:12
  • i milked a cow, and i liked it. hope my boyfriend don't hire it.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:13
  • He looks like a tramp, but there's something undeniably cute about little Miss Perry.

    Good luck to 'em both.

    pandakiller Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:18
  • Piss stinking, terminally unfunny tramp cunt

    aaaargh Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:26
  • It's as dull as a Northampton backstreet and the daft feckers still wear sunglasses. And she looks like a clean-shaven version of him, the narcissistic buffoons.

    cosmotopper Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:42
  • any takers for them to make it to christmas?

    elbow Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:47
  • was this set up or did the photographer happen to be there?
    i know I tend to be quite cynical about these things so I have decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. They are clearly madly in love and want to express it to eachother and to hell with the consequences and who is watching...its a thing of beauty...
    *sobs gently and dabs weepy eye*

    badger79 Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:10
  • Is he a midget or something?

    HeyYou Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:49
  • Double value cunts. Buy one get one free. Fuck off away from my fucking monitor you desperate bastards

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:46
  • Splashed out which part? He doesn't have twenty grand! What did he do? Buy it on hire purchase. Please.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 21:34
  • Russell Brand, will someone PLEASE castrate the annoying bastard? Perhaps then he'll fuck off and never be heard from again.

    ken tate Thu, 22/10/2009 - 00:23

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