I hope someone had the foresight to pour a nice big G and T over Wossy's motor. Really fucks up the paint job nice n good

I know some of the Combined Services rugby team who had a little encounter with this spacky orange cunt. He acts the fucking laddo everywhere he goes, and one of the army boys was ready to leather 17 shades of shite out of him for pulling the "Hi, do you know who I am?" routine to his girlfriend. His CO said he would have done the job for him had the rugger bugger press not been in attendance.

A greasy, not-particularly-good, slimeball of a cunt

Exactly my view. And anyway, why's he not helping his kids get over the fact that daddy's left home, rather then going to a silly fucking party dressed like a fucking rent boy? Cunt.

I thought he was the effort of a Romanian kindergarten child, who found Play-Do a bit too challenging, so had to settle for sculpting with earwax.

nice

Gavin Henson is whittled from resin extracted from boiling lambs hooves.

mmmm sharapova

Don't worry, the final two people have been identified now. Big ones too.

Pic 5 - It's Michelle Mone (owner of Ultimo) who's Gavin's beard.
She's relatively well known (and the same pic is on Daily Mail website) so no excuses!

Pic 18 - It's Holly Branson (daughter of upside down girl twirling dad Sir Richard), and the ORGANISER of the party.....
Did you not contact Virgin's PR team for a full list?
Crikey! Sloppy!
Picture splatter.
Can I have a job with HM please?
I actually recognise many of these shlebs...... and can write a sentence in full.....

I love that you put photos in of people who even YOU don't recognise! It's all about having pride in your work isn't it...lovely...

yep, despite the fact it's still on the box 10 times a day.

gavin henson's bird has come straight from ladies' day at aintree.

and george lamb has just ruined my afternoon.

There's something about Gavin Henson I really don't like. He has wanker written all over him.