Yes, just days after the serial shagger whisked Perry away to Thailand after she reportedly sent him a picture of her tits (we hear he likes that) Brand said as he left his home in Hampstead:
"I think I'm in love."
Asked about the time spent with Perry (we don't want too much information, thanks), he added:
"I don't think I should be drawn on that."
Phew.
But Brand hinted that their relationship may be made public soon, telling reporters that they'll "find out soon".
A source added:
"Russell has fancied Katy for ages and was like an excited schoolboy after they got together.He really sees her as an ideal catch and is prepared to stop seeing other girls. He doesn't want to talk about it yet as he doesn't want to blow his chances."
Starting as soon as Perry returns from Fashion Week in Paris...
(And if they ever got married she'd share the same name as her, which would be reason enough not to).
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COMMENTS (7)
lets give it two weeks then.
looking forward to the drop dead fred remake.
How come she's holding hands with a retarded looking Judd Nelson then?
And will Katy Brand ever be funny?
Will any of the new wave of BBC comedy personalities ever be funny?
I don't think the Hyacinth she is holding hands with in that pic is going to be much of a threat to old Russ.
Dear Katy Perry
You are a less-hot version of Zooey Deshcanel (though about as annoying) and your tits are just average tits. Please go boil your head.
Yours,
The World
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Zooey Deschanel, now there's a young lady I'd be keen to play a game of hide the sausage with.
This one? Naaa, especially not if that flamboyant fuckwit Brand has been there.
This is one spunk sparse story