Russell Brand claims he's in love with Katy Perry

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Katy Perry at Paris Fashion Week

Russell Brand Kissed a Girl etc etc

Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:42 by HM writer

Despite our cynicism about Katy Perry and Russell Brand's blossoming relationship (if we ever found ourselves in the same room as Brand and he didn't come onto us, we'd be offended) Brand has now announced that he 'thinks' he's in love with her...

Yes, just days after the serial shagger whisked Perry away to Thailand after she reportedly sent him a picture of her tits (we hear he likes that) Brand said as he left his home in Hampstead:

"I think I'm in love."

Asked about the time spent with Perry (we don't want too much information, thanks), he added:

"I don't think I should be drawn on that."

Phew.

But Brand hinted that their relationship may be made public soon, telling reporters that they'll "find out soon".

A source added:

"Russell has fancied Katy for ages and was like an excited schoolboy after they got together.He really sees her as an ideal catch and is prepared to stop seeing other girls. He doesn't want to talk about it yet as he doesn't want to blow his chances."

Starting as soon as Perry returns from Fashion Week in Paris...

(And if they ever got married she'd share the same name as her, which would be reason enough not to).

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Comments

This is one spunk sparse story
carbon cowboy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:27
Zooey Deschanel, now there's a young lady I'd be keen to play a game of hide the sausage with.

This one? Naaa, especially not if that flamboyant fuckwit Brand has been there.
pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:04
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Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:29
Dear Katy Perry
You are a less-hot version of Zooey Deshcanel (though about as annoying) and your tits are just average tits. Please go boil your head.
Yours,
The World
tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:53
I don't think the Hyacinth she is holding hands with in that pic is going to be much of a threat to old Russ.
kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:35
How come she's holding hands with a retarded looking Judd Nelson then?

And will Katy Brand ever be funny?

Will any of the new wave of BBC comedy personalities ever be funny?
pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:11
lets give it two weeks then.

looking forward to the drop dead fred remake.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:53

lets give it two weeks then.

looking forward to the drop dead fred remake.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:53
How come she's holding hands with a retarded looking Judd Nelson then?

And will Katy Brand ever be funny?

Will any of the new wave of BBC comedy personalities ever be funny?
pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:11
I don't think the Hyacinth she is holding hands with in that pic is going to be much of a threat to old Russ.
kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:35
Dear Katy Perry
You are a less-hot version of Zooey Deshcanel (though about as annoying) and your tits are just average tits. Please go boil your head.
Yours,
The World
tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:53
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Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:29
Zooey Deschanel, now there's a young lady I'd be keen to play a game of hide the sausage with.

This one? Naaa, especially not if that flamboyant fuckwit Brand has been there.
pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:04
This is one spunk sparse story
carbon cowboy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:27