Katy Brand
Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:07 by Harry Bow

You know it's true love when a couple start to look alike, so we're no longer doubting Katy Perry and Russell Brand's blossoming relationship - just look at those matching tresses. However, we've uncovered something else quite significant that they have in common....

We're sure this is what first brought Russell Brand and Katy Perry together - bonding over their consecutive places in the Holy Moly Twitter Tool Chart...

Earlier this year we conducted a very scientific statistical survey to find out which celebrities are the most narcissistic via a complex formula based around the number of Twitter followers they have.

Who were the top two? Russell Brand and Katy Perry, of course! 

And now their Twitter feeds have just got even more cunty since they're both in Paris for the fashion week that just won't DIE. 

 

 

  • These two fuckers are rapidly approaching the Katona/Price/Reid level of shitdom. And as someone said, that arrogant unfunny twat needs a minder? That speaks fucking volumes, you cunty wunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 00:37
  • Both a couple of class zed turds.

    koos Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:41
  • Why concentrate on this scruffy turd? it's HER that needs to be put down once and for all. Vacuous, unoriginal, try-too-hard, boring, moronic Yank who can't sing. Fuck off back to the Burger land and stop attending fashion shows, you have no style!!!

    kermits Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:08
  • mirror mirror on the wall..................

    the flange Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:25
  • He always looks so greasy.

    BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:20
  • His minder is Jon Culshaw doing his Russell Crowe in Gladiator. "Over here - majestic olive groves" etc

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:17
  • his minder is a fat, brutalistic piece of shit scumbag.

    a 'comedian' that needs a minder. something does not compute.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:09
  • He looks as if he's just been stunned and vaguely shamed by what he's seen in his own lavatory.

    cosmotopper Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:03
  • Can someone not kill this terminally unfunny, piss-stinking, tramp-looking Dot Cotton impersonator?

    aaaargh Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:22
  • Can someone not kill this terminally unfunny, piss-stinking, tramp-looking Dot Cotton impersonator?

    aaaargh Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:22
  • He looks as if he's just been stunned and vaguely shamed by what he's seen in his own lavatory.

    cosmotopper Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:03
  • his minder is a fat, brutalistic piece of shit scumbag.

    a 'comedian' that needs a minder. something does not compute.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:09
  • His minder is Jon Culshaw doing his Russell Crowe in Gladiator. "Over here - majestic olive groves" etc

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:17
  • He always looks so greasy.

    BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:20
  • mirror mirror on the wall..................

    the flange Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:25
  • Why concentrate on this scruffy turd? it's HER that needs to be put down once and for all. Vacuous, unoriginal, try-too-hard, boring, moronic Yank who can't sing. Fuck off back to the Burger land and stop attending fashion shows, you have no style!!!

    kermits Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:08
  • Both a couple of class zed turds.

    koos Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:41
  • These two fuckers are rapidly approaching the Katona/Price/Reid level of shitdom. And as someone said, that arrogant unfunny twat needs a minder? That speaks fucking volumes, you cunty wunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 00:37

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