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Russell Brand goes jogging dressed like an exploding clown shop

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Russell Brand is looking sexy

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Tue, 15/12/2009 - 13:42 by Mr. HM

Russell Brand has given up the Sex Goth look and must have been looking at those American Apparel porn adverts whilst over in America. What a bloody state.

One shag off Katy Perry and you let yourself go to this extent?

Where's the 1993 eyeliner? Where's the 1984 back combed hair?

Ladies - would you still let this man put a malteser up your bum looking like that?

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Indeed he looks very fit and hot. My first impression about him was that he is not into running or jogging but glad to know he is. Lucky Katy Perry! If you are one of those who are fan of running or jogging, visit this amazing site.
jillian_g Tue, 04/01/2011 - 19:34
It'll end in tears - not the jogging the relationship. Might get a book out of it though (he not she) Is she real, that Katy Perry? What does she do?

Or am I thinking of the other Katy? The one who looks like's she's been built from discarded parts of blow-up dolls?
almay292 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:50
Obviously the Bounty fragments of coconut played havoc with your chalfonts, then, Tesc....
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:40
a) I was 7 in '94, you pervert.
b) I was not allowed Cadburys as a child. :(
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 16:53
Tesco's clearly not over the 1994 Crunchie incident.
BigPhil Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:53
Now there's an image.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:55
Behind all the frippery and pomp and stupid hair, he is actually geniuinely amusing and very intelligent. I even liked the sports column he did in the Guardian, and I hate sport.

And yes, I would shag him. But no to the malteser question. I worry that the malteser doesn't have much structural integrity, and might disintegrate, leaving me with a bum-full of crushed honeycomb biscuit. Nothing kills romance like a biscuity bum-douche.
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:54
I like him. But I also like Maltesers. So no thanks. I hate Poppets though so that would be acceptable.
charl25 Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:51
No no I think you'll find the beard can stay, it's the cunt-face that I'd like to fuck off please
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:38
"oooh cor & larks 'ave a look at me socky-wockys, I'm a crazy gent and no mistaking m'lud"

Just fuck off you smack-head looking trampy cunt.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:32
Yes, and admittedly the socks are funny but nobody's exercise clothes are cool or nice, are they?
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:15
That's the best he's looked in years, although he is very clearly shit at this jogging lark.
hans moretti Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:10
did you bother to go past the first pic. it's the lower body you need to concentrate on.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:07
LOSE THE BEARD, CUNT FACE
unseemlydogposture Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:06
its non from superman 2?
mike hunt Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:03
Running shorts. Bottle. Trainers.

OH MY GOD, you mean Russel Brand doesn't dress up all fancy when he's going for a jog??? Shock horror, HM.

(I know it's not your fault. As you mentioned in the Beckinsale-buys-treezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz story, there's little to report right now, but come on...nobody dresses up to do exercise. Though I imagine Price probably wears her full regalia to the gym. Hmmmm)
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:00

Running shorts. Bottle. Trainers.

OH MY GOD, you mean Russel Brand doesn't dress up all fancy when he's going for a jog??? Shock horror, HM.

(I know it's not your fault. As you mentioned in the Beckinsale-buys-treezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz story, there's little to report right now, but come on...nobody dresses up to do exercise. Though I imagine Price probably wears her full regalia to the gym. Hmmmm)
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:00
its non from superman 2?
mike hunt Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:03
LOSE THE BEARD, CUNT FACE
unseemlydogposture Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:06
did you bother to go past the first pic. it's the lower body you need to concentrate on.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:07
That's the best he's looked in years, although he is very clearly shit at this jogging lark.
hans moretti Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:10
Yes, and admittedly the socks are funny but nobody's exercise clothes are cool or nice, are they?
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:15
"oooh cor & larks 'ave a look at me socky-wockys, I'm a crazy gent and no mistaking m'lud"

Just fuck off you smack-head looking trampy cunt.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:32
No no I think you'll find the beard can stay, it's the cunt-face that I'd like to fuck off please
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:38
I like him. But I also like Maltesers. So no thanks. I hate Poppets though so that would be acceptable.
charl25 Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:51
Behind all the frippery and pomp and stupid hair, he is actually geniuinely amusing and very intelligent. I even liked the sports column he did in the Guardian, and I hate sport.

And yes, I would shag him. But no to the malteser question. I worry that the malteser doesn't have much structural integrity, and might disintegrate, leaving me with a bum-full of crushed honeycomb biscuit. Nothing kills romance like a biscuity bum-douche.
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:54
Now there's an image.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:55
Tesco's clearly not over the 1994 Crunchie incident.
BigPhil Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:53
a) I was 7 in '94, you pervert.
b) I was not allowed Cadburys as a child. :(
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 16:53
Obviously the Bounty fragments of coconut played havoc with your chalfonts, then, Tesc....
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:40
It'll end in tears - not the jogging the relationship. Might get a book out of it though (he not she) Is she real, that Katy Perry? What does she do?

Or am I thinking of the other Katy? The one who looks like's she's been built from discarded parts of blow-up dolls?
almay292 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:50
Indeed he looks very fit and hot. My first impression about him was that he is not into running or jogging but glad to know he is. Lucky Katy Perry! If you are one of those who are fan of running or jogging, visit this amazing site.
jillian_g Tue, 04/01/2011 - 19:34

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