Russell Brand puts some food into his gobby-wobby instead of Katy Perry's face

All the shittery that goes on down the Viper Room these days is enough to make River Phoenix spin in his grave. Ever since Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend took over management from Johnny Depp's crew, it's all gone a bit to pot. Funny that.

Anyway, Russell, who once said that his sex addiction was like an eating disorder, was spotted satisfying his appetite at the joint yesterday while his minder watched on, just in case someone tried to push the Brit in a soda-fountain or something.

While we prefer Katy Perry's arm-piece (a chubbo Brand), we do think that Russell and his hardman make a handsome pair. Considering they're joined at the hip all over the world, it's a bit of an insight into those threesomes that Russell has been alluding to.