Agent shagger
Thu, 30/07/2009 - 09:58 by HM writer
Only Russell Brand could go into a shop to pick up underwear for one woman and come out with the number of the female staff member who served him. This is what happened when Brand popped into racy lingerie shop, Agent Provocateur, in NYC. And it's probably not the first time...

Yes, the lothario was busy flirting with staff (just look at thechemistry in the pictures) before securing one staff member's number as he picked out lingerie for another mystery lady.

Which in Brand's mind, is probably like killing two birds with one stone...

And once he left the shop, he was confronted with two girls who had made the serial shagger a banner which read, 'Russell, the US loves you.'

They certainly do...

  • He'd shag his granny if she dropped them fast enough. If you need to make a list of AIDS infested blart NOT to shag, simply ask "Have you been anywhere near Brand's chipolata?"

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 15:51
  • So many women,so little self-esteem.

    tigerstail Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:39
  • What an ugly slag! That filthy tramp will put his dick into anything.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:33
  • They'll all get AIDS and fleas off the dirty talentless cunt

    Boffer Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:17
  • They'll all get AIDS and fleas off the dirty talentless cunt

    Boffer Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:17
  • What an ugly slag! That filthy tramp will put his dick into anything.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:33
  • So many women,so little self-esteem.

    tigerstail Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:39
  • He'd shag his granny if she dropped them fast enough. If you need to make a list of AIDS infested blart NOT to shag, simply ask "Have you been anywhere near Brand's chipolata?"

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 15:51

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