The Swine!
Mon, 10/08/2009 - 16:42 by HM writer
If we saw Russell Brand balanced precariously on the edge of a water fountain in London's Trafalgar Square while entertaining a crowd with his cockerney accent and chatting up his latest bit of skirt, we wouldn't think twice about pushing him in...

So a pint on us for the bongo playing member of public who gave Brand a gentle shove into the fountain while he was filming scenes for new film, Get Him To The Greek.

Luckily, Brand got completely soaked but remained unscathed from the incident and chased after the perpetrator who was detained by filmset security. He was later questioned by police but Brand didn't want to press charges (though he might be sent a bill for the dry cleaning of those drainpipes and sequined blazer) and was released.

But before he had to dry off and re-blow dry his curls, Brand had to snog a male extra on set (pic 8). We wonder if they'll have to be shooting in the same place tomorrow...

  • Well could you tell me why you want to kill him so much?? He seems to me to be trying to be nice to people... I hate all the violence ..Live and let live ...

    Shazza70 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:18
  • I like Russell Brand.

    And Lily Allen.

    tescopop Tue, 11/08/2009 - 10:19
  • Yikes! Look out everyone! Shazza from Russell's PR firm has arrived! Be nice about Mr Brand!!

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 09:47
  • Stella, I saw that you placed a nice breeze block in your Prada job the other day. Nice move...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 09:46
  • Do you think? Really? Would that help? I would rather just have a great big fight though. With handbags and everything.

    stella ah trois Tue, 11/08/2009 - 07:46
  • I think you people need to get some anger management treatment.......or maybe it's just jealousy that angers you!!!

    Shazza70 Tue, 11/08/2009 - 06:53
  • It's a shame there wasn't more people around to jump in after him, give him a kicking of a lifetime and then drown the cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 22:33
  • Well that's the ablutions taken care of for 2009 at least, hey Russ? You filthy soap-dodging talentless trampy cunt

    ockerrocker Mon, 10/08/2009 - 20:08
  • Good on the bongo player, pity there wasnt a great white shark in there, it would have had to be a big one to swallow his head

    carbon cowboy Mon, 10/08/2009 - 17:21
  • Good on the bongo player, pity there wasnt a great white shark in there, it would have had to be a big one to swallow his head

    carbon cowboy Mon, 10/08/2009 - 17:21
  • Well that's the ablutions taken care of for 2009 at least, hey Russ? You filthy soap-dodging talentless trampy cunt

    ockerrocker Mon, 10/08/2009 - 20:08
  • It's a shame there wasn't more people around to jump in after him, give him a kicking of a lifetime and then drown the cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 22:33
  • I think you people need to get some anger management treatment.......or maybe it's just jealousy that angers you!!!

    Shazza70 Tue, 11/08/2009 - 06:53
  • Do you think? Really? Would that help? I would rather just have a great big fight though. With handbags and everything.

    stella ah trois Tue, 11/08/2009 - 07:46
  • Stella, I saw that you placed a nice breeze block in your Prada job the other day. Nice move...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 09:46
  • Yikes! Look out everyone! Shazza from Russell's PR firm has arrived! Be nice about Mr Brand!!

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 09:47
  • I like Russell Brand.

    And Lily Allen.

    tescopop Tue, 11/08/2009 - 10:19
  • Well could you tell me why you want to kill him so much?? He seems to me to be trying to be nice to people... I hate all the violence ..Live and let live ...

    Shazza70 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:18

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