Still Kissing a Girl and Liking It
Thu, 08/10/2009 - 10:55 by HM writer

It looks like Russell Brand's publicity stunt love for Katy Perry is still going strong. Not only has he travelled all the way to Gay Paris to be with the singer, but Brand and Perry now spent another two nights in a row together and he even accompanied Perry (who had borrowed Vanessa Feltz's dress last night) around Fashion Week by holding her hand...

The dress looked better on Feltz, obviously...

Brand declared just the other day that he thought he was in love, even though we heard from a mole that there could be an ulterior motive for his new found relationship. But we're sure it's just a happy coincidence that he's desperate to become big in the US and that being with Perry is raising his profile. Cynics!

But as Paris Fashion Week draws to an end (hoorah!), let's hope it doesn't signal the end for these two. (He'll be better off in the States, plus he's gone through all our women over here)...

 

  • They can have him- he's about as funny as a dustbin lid!

    Dantheman Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:17
  • She looks like a 'Real Doll' in the first pic. He's just propped her up in the corner of the limo, waiting to roll the window up and have some special moments with her away from prying eyes.

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:19
  • They're practically married, no?

    debouched Fri, 09/10/2009 - 08:39
  • forsooth, hahahahah !!!

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 20:50
  • He really doesn't realise what a fucking parody he's become, does he? Needing a minder and needing Katy fucking Perry to up your ante in the United Shites means you're about 5 paracetamol from doing the right thing and shuffling off this fucking mortal coil. Do it, you scruffy cunt,.....

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:46
  • Please, enough of these two. Really not interesting.

    BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:54
  • hahahahah !!

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:18
  • I just don't get it -

    "Ere forsooth and all me jiggery-bumishness, I 'ave spake with the pixies who have vouchsafed to me that I am indeed a dire twat. Well lawks & I'll be blowed there's a turn-up for the books and no mistaking me'lud"

    There, can I have some money now please.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:10
  • It comes to something if being with Katy Perry raises your profile.......

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:53
  • Paris Fashion Week?

    It feels like much, much longer.

    jiggerycock Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:30
  • Good on him. I'd smash that.

    FabioCockrockington Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:55
  • I'd like to see him drowned in a vat of boiling shit.

    aaaargh Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:32
  • He should be applauded really, the boys done well for himself.

    HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:28
  • what do you do when you're a comedian your and act consists solely of using yourself as a point of reference. and you've pretty much got all the mileage you can out of being an ex-junky and serial shagger. and you've got famous enough to be offered roles in films and get known all over the english speaking world. and have to be accompanied by a minder in case someone has a pop at you for fucking their daughter or making a not very funny joke about someone they know. and then you start boning a tawdry, cheap pop star whose primary talents are her quite nice tits. where do you go from there?

    he'll probably be hosting the oscars next year.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:25
  • Shuddup and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for going out with a penis.

    kwebb Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:22
  • Shuddup and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for going out with a penis.

    kwebb Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:22
  • what do you do when you're a comedian your and act consists solely of using yourself as a point of reference. and you've pretty much got all the mileage you can out of being an ex-junky and serial shagger. and you've got famous enough to be offered roles in films and get known all over the english speaking world. and have to be accompanied by a minder in case someone has a pop at you for fucking their daughter or making a not very funny joke about someone they know. and then you start boning a tawdry, cheap pop star whose primary talents are her quite nice tits. where do you go from there?

    he'll probably be hosting the oscars next year.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:25
  • He should be applauded really, the boys done well for himself.

    HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:28
  • I'd like to see him drowned in a vat of boiling shit.

    aaaargh Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:32
  • Good on him. I'd smash that.

    FabioCockrockington Thu, 08/10/2009 - 11:55
  • Paris Fashion Week?

    It feels like much, much longer.

    jiggerycock Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:30
  • It comes to something if being with Katy Perry raises your profile.......

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 12:53
  • I just don't get it -

    "Ere forsooth and all me jiggery-bumishness, I 'ave spake with the pixies who have vouchsafed to me that I am indeed a dire twat. Well lawks & I'll be blowed there's a turn-up for the books and no mistaking me'lud"

    There, can I have some money now please.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 13:10
  • hahahahah !!

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:18
  • Please, enough of these two. Really not interesting.

    BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:54
  • He really doesn't realise what a fucking parody he's become, does he? Needing a minder and needing Katy fucking Perry to up your ante in the United Shites means you're about 5 paracetamol from doing the right thing and shuffling off this fucking mortal coil. Do it, you scruffy cunt,.....

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:46
  • forsooth, hahahahah !!!

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 20:50
  • They're practically married, no?

    debouched Fri, 09/10/2009 - 08:39
  • She looks like a 'Real Doll' in the first pic. He's just propped her up in the corner of the limo, waiting to roll the window up and have some special moments with her away from prying eyes.

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:19
  • They can have him- he's about as funny as a dustbin lid!

    Dantheman Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:17

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