We don't know what we love more... seeing photos of Russell Brand together with Katy Perry, or hearing Russell Brand talking about sex. So how lucky were we when both of our favourite activities took place in one day!

The Hottest Couple In The World 2K10 went out for dinner at Cipriani's in London last night, continuing their recent relentless assault on our lives.

Now you may think trawling through pictures of two people going out for tea together isn't the most exciting thing to do on a Saturday afternoon... but you'd be wrong! This is Russell Brand and Katy Perry we're talking about - only the zaniest, most crazy couple about. When they go out for a meal, they do outrageous things like sulking, buying Big Issues and hugging delirious fans.

And when all that mayhem eventually gets a boring, Brand is always on hand to liven up proceedings by telling us all about the girls he used to shag. He told The Sun yesterday:

"I have done the groundwork, the statistics speak for themselves. The people I've shagged! Believe it, I've retired at the top of my game!"

If only he could retire from his own life.