Russell Brand talks about his deep craving for Katy Perry while on the GMTV couch

Katy Perry and Russell Brand public display of affection in LA

Brand new Russell?

Tue, 08/12/2009 - 12:48 by Metrosexual

Those crazy celebs! Squeaky clean Tiger Woods is caught canoodling every two-bit floozy in Las Vegas and now dirty shagger Russell Brand is apparently happy and eager to marry fancy-piece Katy Perry...

Does Russell Brand even have anything to plug (apart from Perry)?

Appearing on GMTV, of all places, he spoke about his new relationship, revealing:

“There was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust. I thought I was promiscuous but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I’m ever so happy.”

It brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it? He even said marriage “would be good” and that he wants to have children.

Love lurks in mysterious places doesn’t it? Even a self-promoting sex urchin and faux-lesbian former bible basher can find romance together. What next? Perhaps Brand’s side-splitting pal Wossy will phone up God-loving preacher Mr Perry and regale him with details of his daughter’s sex life! And maybe an appearance on Loose Women? Oh, he did that yesterday too.

Russ is clearly desperate to become the new Michael Macintyre.

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Comments

Well although I wouldn't want to myself I can see why some might. He's not ugly for a start. Stupid hair etc but very nice eyes. Plus, if you've reached adulthood you must know something about women by now. You see what's happened with Katy Perry? I bet each and every shag he's had secretly hoped they'd be the one to make him fall in love. Anyway, in a world where Pete Docherty gets laid, is anything about women in their twenties that surprising?
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:36
Stramash - I could never guess as to why some women would find the serial-shagging, scurvy-ridden, skanky-arsed, self-absorbed, multi-millionaire Brand attractive...
Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:38
I'll give it a bash. Um... nope. Got me there.
stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:30
He's on telly a lot at the moment, what with the Frank Skinner interview being trailed. And I still don't get it;

WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN SEE IN HIM! HE'S A PIG UGLY SELF-OBSESSED TWAT! AND HE'S EVEN NOT FUNNY!

Can a member of the fairer sex please explain?
Stramash Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:32
Anyone consuming 2grams of coke a day always feel a "deep craving within themselves" you twat.
kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:34

Anyone consuming 2grams of coke a day always feel a "deep craving within themselves" you twat.
kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:34
He's on telly a lot at the moment, what with the Frank Skinner interview being trailed. And I still don't get it;

WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN SEE IN HIM! HE'S A PIG UGLY SELF-OBSESSED TWAT! AND HE'S EVEN NOT FUNNY!

Can a member of the fairer sex please explain?
Stramash Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:32
I'll give it a bash. Um... nope. Got me there.
stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:30
Stramash - I could never guess as to why some women would find the serial-shagging, scurvy-ridden, skanky-arsed, self-absorbed, multi-millionaire Brand attractive...
Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:38
Well although I wouldn't want to myself I can see why some might. He's not ugly for a start. Stupid hair etc but very nice eyes. Plus, if you've reached adulthood you must know something about women by now. You see what's happened with Katy Perry? I bet each and every shag he's had secretly hoped they'd be the one to make him fall in love. Anyway, in a world where Pete Docherty gets laid, is anything about women in their twenties that surprising?
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:36