What's the big splash?
Sun, 16/08/2009 - 22:30 by Mr. HM
There's nothing I like to see more than a celebrity being brought down a peg or two. Take Russell Brand for instance - one minute, filming his new movie 'Get him to the Greek', the next - arse over tit in Trafalgar Square fountain. Brilliant.

Here's the 'before' video - a scene where his character is celebrating with West Ham fans. Loving the cameraman's chant:

"Oy RASUWL! Remember me? I sold you some crack!"

Unfortunately that clip ends just before THIS...

hahahahahahahaha! this pics show it all in crystal clear slow motion! Give that man a CIGAR!

  • It would have been fiunnier to let him catch the bloke and then take an almighty fucking hiding WHAT A WANKER!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:18
  • They had the chance...why oh why didn't they use it....just hold his fucking Dorian Gray worshiping, crack-whore's snatch haired head under the water for a few moments and the world would be a slightly less cunty place.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:38
  • First bath he's had this year. Just a shame onlookers didn't have the presence of mind to hurl in some industrial-strength sheep dip to sort the nitty cunt out good and proper

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:54
  • What's even funnier is the YouTube page of comments where the young and stupid are trying to say how Howwid it is to do nasty fings to poor sexy Wussell. Like he's never picked on anyone in the past, eh, Andrew Sachs?

    Needless to say I've rolled a few little grenades in to liven things up....

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:39
  • im not the easiest person to make smile but today is a good day! russell brand is in the lenny henry league of unfunny i hope the security pretended to give chase after slipping that fella in the red hat a nifty? also gotta love russes peacock walk as he also pretends to give chase! russell brand you first class prick

    thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:37
  • It's just a shame the bloke who pushed him in (full marks for that by the way) didn't fucking knife the talentless cunt in the back on the way down.

    And yes, look at the filthy, scrawny wanker strutting about like a peacock afterwards, knowing full well he's got his security people to back him up.

    What a total and utter fucking cunt. Kill yourself Russell, you're the shittest person on earth and currently using up valuable oxygen.

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:19
  • Agreed Boffer, it just shows two things - some people find the unfunniest people amusing, and some women have no fucking taste when it comes to blokes...

    Fucking tip top coverage by the way - and I love his "hardman" strut to find the guy responsible, it's so reminiscent of such hard cases like, erm, Patrick Wolf...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:38
  • The sooner this desperately unfunny, tramp-looking Dot Cotton impersonator gets AIDS and dies, the better off the world will be.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 23:55
  • The sooner this desperately unfunny, tramp-looking Dot Cotton impersonator gets AIDS and dies, the better off the world will be.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 23:55
  • Agreed Boffer, it just shows two things - some people find the unfunniest people amusing, and some women have no fucking taste when it comes to blokes...

    Fucking tip top coverage by the way - and I love his "hardman" strut to find the guy responsible, it's so reminiscent of such hard cases like, erm, Patrick Wolf...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:38
  • It's just a shame the bloke who pushed him in (full marks for that by the way) didn't fucking knife the talentless cunt in the back on the way down.

    And yes, look at the filthy, scrawny wanker strutting about like a peacock afterwards, knowing full well he's got his security people to back him up.

    What a total and utter fucking cunt. Kill yourself Russell, you're the shittest person on earth and currently using up valuable oxygen.

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:19
  • im not the easiest person to make smile but today is a good day! russell brand is in the lenny henry league of unfunny i hope the security pretended to give chase after slipping that fella in the red hat a nifty? also gotta love russes peacock walk as he also pretends to give chase! russell brand you first class prick

    thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:37
  • What's even funnier is the YouTube page of comments where the young and stupid are trying to say how Howwid it is to do nasty fings to poor sexy Wussell. Like he's never picked on anyone in the past, eh, Andrew Sachs?

    Needless to say I've rolled a few little grenades in to liven things up....

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:39
  • First bath he's had this year. Just a shame onlookers didn't have the presence of mind to hurl in some industrial-strength sheep dip to sort the nitty cunt out good and proper

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:54
  • They had the chance...why oh why didn't they use it....just hold his fucking Dorian Gray worshiping, crack-whore's snatch haired head under the water for a few moments and the world would be a slightly less cunty place.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:38
  • It would have been fiunnier to let him catch the bloke and then take an almighty fucking hiding WHAT A WANKER!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:18

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