Russell Brand wears horrible top, kisses Katy Perry good bye

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Russell Brand with Katy Perry in LA

My Toppy Wop

Fri, 18/12/2009 - 09:59 by HM writer

Russell Brand has emerged victorious after beating Johnny Borrell and this bloke by a landslide for HM's highly coveted 'Most Dressed Like a Total Bellend (and probably by Willy Borrell)' gong. Congratulations!

We're pretty sure we saw the same floral, strappy top in the Misss Selfridge sale last night and remembered thinking at the time that even £5.99 was a bit too steep. But that was before we realised that the back sort of worked as a waistcoat...

Unfortunately it would appear that Russell has gone all LA on us, starring in Hollywood films, having an LA girlfriend, and for some reason thinking he's Jim Morrison. Russ was spotted kissing girlfriend Katy Perry good bye outside the Chateau Marmont (it's a step up from the Hawley) before she put her foot down on the pedal and sped off in her Audi without looking back.

But according to reports, Russell is on the verge of proposing to Katy after he was spotted perusing Cartier for a diamond rings. It better be big. And very expensive....

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Comments

I wonder if he's growing a womb. I think he's his own beard. Not just gay or bi- but a proper fucking woman. He's got Gaga's missing oestrogen.
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:30
He's a bit fucking worn-out now, though, isn't he? There are funnier, sexier and more sellable comics on the block, he's had to go stateside, trap a "pop star" and do some shit over there to try to appear more relevant. Sorry, son, but you're a fucking hasbeen cunt that no-one wants to know. He hasn't evolved, he's just become more cunty and annoying
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:58
Nicely done " the flange" .Brand- a legend in his own mind , I know he's a pacifist but I'd gladly stick my hand down his throat and turn him inside out ...shit, too late.
sandsider Sat, 19/12/2009 - 06:59
Fucking ell the twat benches 40kg once or twice a year and suddenly thinks he's somekind of fucking sex god.

What a BURKE.
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:45
What a scruffy, revolting, skeletonic, unwashed twat. Those boots are fucking horrendous, never mind about the ghastly top. Is he for REAL? I'm tempted to say this is a wind up...surely?
kermits Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:23
She kissed a cunt and she liked it .....
the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 16:50
is there no temperature he womt wear skin tight black jeans in? and that is definatly one of perrys tops. its time to try and eat some food when you can fit into her clothes.
Tyrant Fri, 18/12/2009 - 15:16
For the love of mary, What a cunt!!! How old is this twat?
Its an insult to humanity that this useless fucker even exists....
nikbear Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:45
Now I'm not an aggressive chap in-fact I'm very placid but if I saw him in a bar dressed like that I'd assault him and I don't mean sexually. I find him vile and simply switch over when he's on the T.V. Now it appears he has become a T.V.
degzy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:19
That is so her top. Tranny.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:00
"It better be big"??? Are we Americans all of a sudden? Is this how we abuse the English language? Harrumph.
charl25 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:56

"It better be big"??? Are we Americans all of a sudden? Is this how we abuse the English language? Harrumph.
charl25 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:56
That is so her top. Tranny.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:00
Now I'm not an aggressive chap in-fact I'm very placid but if I saw him in a bar dressed like that I'd assault him and I don't mean sexually. I find him vile and simply switch over when he's on the T.V. Now it appears he has become a T.V.
degzy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:19
For the love of mary, What a cunt!!! How old is this twat?
Its an insult to humanity that this useless fucker even exists....
nikbear Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:45
is there no temperature he womt wear skin tight black jeans in? and that is definatly one of perrys tops. its time to try and eat some food when you can fit into her clothes.
Tyrant Fri, 18/12/2009 - 15:16
She kissed a cunt and she liked it .....
the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 16:50
What a scruffy, revolting, skeletonic, unwashed twat. Those boots are fucking horrendous, never mind about the ghastly top. Is he for REAL? I'm tempted to say this is a wind up...surely?
kermits Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:23
Fucking ell the twat benches 40kg once or twice a year and suddenly thinks he's somekind of fucking sex god.

What a BURKE.
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:45
Nicely done " the flange" .Brand- a legend in his own mind , I know he's a pacifist but I'd gladly stick my hand down his throat and turn him inside out ...shit, too late.
sandsider Sat, 19/12/2009 - 06:59
He's a bit fucking worn-out now, though, isn't he? There are funnier, sexier and more sellable comics on the block, he's had to go stateside, trap a "pop star" and do some shit over there to try to appear more relevant. Sorry, son, but you're a fucking hasbeen cunt that no-one wants to know. He hasn't evolved, he's just become more cunty and annoying
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:58
I wonder if he's growing a womb. I think he's his own beard. Not just gay or bi- but a proper fucking woman. He's got Gaga's missing oestrogen.
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:30