Ryhs Ifans and mullet at the Criterion restaurant launch, looks awful

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Wed, 03/02/2010 - 11:38 by HM writer

Rhys Ifans was looking like a knackered 80s porn star last night (Sienna Miller looked a bit rough too) as he arrived for the launch of Criterion restaurant in London (before briskly being sent away with a crumpled fiver by a member of staff)...

However, while there was clearly no question that he looked like a twat, it was proving hard to look less likeable than this...

Also at the launch, Daisy Lowe and mother Pearl, Henry Holland (who could have done with wearing a bit more plaid), Pam Hogg and doppleganger Jaime Winstone, Trinny Woodhall, Jo Wood and Jodie Kidd.

Soup ahoy!

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Comments

  • He looks awful indeed. It's funny that he got courage to show up at this restaurant's launch without putting on some... fancier clothes. Criterion restaurant is an expensive place, with fancy restaurant supply and it's well known for hosting famous posh people

    Valerian42 Fri, 01/10/2010 - 23:59

  • Another Al Qaeda missed opportunity.....

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:47

  • chloe and balenciaga chanel handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:57

  • I never saw Sienna Miller!
    Jo Wood's lookin' better than Ronnie.

    whatthe. Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:46

  • Very true slug.

    Why isnt that Conway prick in prison ?

    grange Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:30

  • Weird. There appears to be a bunch of morons standing around watching the opening of a restaurant. Think about that for a second you imbeciles. You're going out on a cold night in Winter to watch a bunch of people you don't know walking into a restaurant that you probably can't afford to go into. Once inside the restaurant they'll eat lots of presumably free food which you can't have and then they'll walk out again straight past you without acknowledging your existence in any way, whilst you shiver miserably on the pavement thinking 'oooh look he's famous' and thinking that you've somehow had a memorable night.

    slug Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:48

  • Errrm not to be picky but that's not Rhyss Ifans......it's Paul Calf

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:11

  • criterion is like maccy d's for z-listers coming out of the flicks down the road. they'll let any old cludge in.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:06

  • ifans must be making a film in sheffield

    switch Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:00

  • ifans must be making a film in sheffield

    switch Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:00

  • criterion is like maccy d's for z-listers coming out of the flicks down the road. they'll let any old cludge in.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:06

  • Errrm not to be picky but that's not Rhyss Ifans......it's Paul Calf

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:11

  • Weird. There appears to be a bunch of morons standing around watching the opening of a restaurant. Think about that for a second you imbeciles. You're going out on a cold night in Winter to watch a bunch of people you don't know walking into a restaurant that you probably can't afford to go into. Once inside the restaurant they'll eat lots of presumably free food which you can't have and then they'll walk out again straight past you without acknowledging your existence in any way, whilst you shiver miserably on the pavement thinking 'oooh look he's famous' and thinking that you've somehow had a memorable night.

    slug Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:48

  • Very true slug.

    Why isnt that Conway prick in prison ?

    grange Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:30

  • I never saw Sienna Miller!
    Jo Wood's lookin' better than Ronnie.

    whatthe. Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:46

  • chloe and balenciaga chanel handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:57

  • Another Al Qaeda missed opportunity.....

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:47

  • He looks awful indeed. It's funny that he got courage to show up at this restaurant's launch without putting on some... fancier clothes. Criterion restaurant is an expensive place, with fancy restaurant supply and it's well known for hosting famous posh people

    Valerian42 Fri, 01/10/2010 - 23:59

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