Sad News Sunday: Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have SPLIT!

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Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani are finished, over, done, kapoot!

Heart-Brooken

Sun, 20/06/2010 - 10:57 by

We must apologise in advance for being the bearers of such depressing news and inevitably ruining your Sunday before it has even begun, but we have no choice but to tell you that Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani are no more :(

The pair have been together for nearly two years, but have finally decided to call it a day. We say they decided, but we're pretty sure it was his decision... apparently he's off fucking another woman!

Brook, 30, and her 22-year-old toboy, Danny, split up during their holiday in LA two weeks ago. And he's already been spotted in the company of several other woman, namely 90210's Jessica Lowndes and "aspiring Hollywood actress" (desperate no-hoper), Jasmine Waltz. The latter partied with him in Hollywood last weekend and told reporters afterwards:

"Danny is very special and very cute. We had a great time together on Saturday. It was a brilliant party."

Other reasons cited for their break-up inlcude the fact that Kelly refused to join him at his new rugby club in Australia and that she was sick of his "childish mood swings". No mention of another reason WHICH WE CANNOT MENTION (but that you can probably work out for yourself).

At least this makes a change from the usual Kelly Brook-related news on HM of late (i.e. her getting her tits out for every brand in the land). But to end on a cheery note let's remind Danny what he's going to be missing...

Celebrity Split, Danny Cipriani, Kelly Brook

Comments

She's not that fucking great a catch. Can you imagine her having to think of something to talk about apart from her tedious self? And I can bet you she'll be a shit shag. How come she never keeps a bloke?
koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:58
She looks like she could be his mother in that pic
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 21/06/2010 - 14:04
The fact that he was parading other women around does seem to suggest that the both of them knew he was already seeing someone else, and that this is just a media friendly spin on it.

Presumably the REASON THEY CANNOT MENTION is something to do with the blind item that HM had the other week, which would make sense, even if as a man it does my fucking melon in and now makes her twice as hot by default.
schnide Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:42
Split up? Surely 'revised contract terms' would be more accurate.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:25
I saw her first !
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:06
*brushes teeth, smooths down hair, dabs on cologne*
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:06
Come to me Kelly......come to me.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:51

Come to me Kelly......come to me.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:51
*brushes teeth, smooths down hair, dabs on cologne*
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:06
I saw her first !
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:06
Split up? Surely 'revised contract terms' would be more accurate.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:25
The fact that he was parading other women around does seem to suggest that the both of them knew he was already seeing someone else, and that this is just a media friendly spin on it.

Presumably the REASON THEY CANNOT MENTION is something to do with the blind item that HM had the other week, which would make sense, even if as a man it does my fucking melon in and now makes her twice as hot by default.
schnide Mon, 21/06/2010 - 12:42
She looks like she could be his mother in that pic
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 21/06/2010 - 14:04
She's not that fucking great a catch. Can you imagine her having to think of something to talk about apart from her tedious self? And I can bet you she'll be a shit shag. How come she never keeps a bloke?
koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 16:58