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Katy Perry after an appearance on James Corden's World Cup Live

Stars and tripe

Sun, 13/06/2010 - 09:25 by Harry Bow

We doubt Rob Green would've let Katy Perry's fun-balls slip between his fingers so clumsily....

Well-known soccer pundit Katy Perry was in town for an appearance on James Corden's World Cup Live show, alongside Abigail Clancy, Simon Cowell and Finn from Hollyoaks - and as domestic abuse rises by 30 per cent or something over the weekend, she played it safe by wearing a Stars and Stripes/Union Jack dress, although it might have been a political statement about the two nations coming together for the BP oil spill since the singer's as much involved in politics as she is with sport.

1-1, though? It's a nice score - no one's a loser, except for Katy when the inevitable happens later this year...

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Comments

@stella, calm down dear. All this attention is going to me head.
angrykid Tue, 15/06/2010 - 05:50
Euwwww, Stella!
tescopop Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:29
New York Times Sunday edition led with pic of celebrating players and headline 'USA WINS 1-1'

Superb, but to be fair to them, they couldn't really have expected to get a point out of that game could they?
slug Mon, 14/06/2010 - 11:17
Shared dilemma. Perfect solution. Thanks
fuckwit Mon, 14/06/2010 - 10:16
I hope it was also explained to them that the reason why oil will continue to pour out unchecked for the next few weeks from that hole in the ocean floor is because we are all watching the football. "Back in a bit" - Tony Hayward.
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 10:04
I read in the paper this morning that a lot of American fans were confused because they thought that the game on Saturday was the final and they didn't understand how it could finish 1-1.....fucking thick septics.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/06/2010 - 09:35
I wonder if anyone's waters (as in amniotic not piss) have ever broken while being pleasured by sitting on someone's face? That would surely be the weirdest thing that ever happened to anyone. (It's taking me a few moments to get to grips with the fact that it is Monday. So humour me and my post weekend ramblings. I'll be fine by lesbian hour.)
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 09:32
'Not being Jordan' is quite a scraping of the barrel in terms of complimenting someone. I am not Robert Mugabe. Christ, that makes me nearly not one of the vilest scum walking the earth.
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 08:01
At least she doesn't take herself too seriously. She's not Jordan.
angrykid Mon, 14/06/2010 - 07:02
Obviously the stupid bint doesn't know that the Union Jack is the British flag and not the English one ...Thick bitch go away.
Dodger777 Sun, 13/06/2010 - 21:15
What qualifies the fat fucker to have his own fucking show anyway. The trailer is excellent tho with that fucking moron Vermin Kay. Another fucking oxygen thief. Talentless bunch of dick splashes!
TotalMunter Sun, 13/06/2010 - 18:28
Whatever it is, sign me up!
TotalMunter Sun, 13/06/2010 - 18:26
fuck her, with a pre-agreed no-talking clause.
GretaBritain Sun, 13/06/2010 - 17:43
The very unfunny fat cunt was also on Dr Who. Why on earth are we being force fed this sweaty wank tool.

There's got to be something we can do to get rid of him?
paulskinback Sun, 13/06/2010 - 14:54
Just give this talentless cretin a mahogany spray tan and she could pass as Jordan's younger, even-less-intelligent sister.
huxylady Sun, 13/06/2010 - 13:33
This woman leaves me with such a dilemma, i dont know whether i want to punch her or fuck her
tommy123 Sun, 13/06/2010 - 10:32
What is the fucking point of this vapid bint? The last time I saw a smilar blank expression it had been moulded onto an inflatable doll. Come to think of it, what is the point of that fucking show? Apart from having that über-irritating FAT CUNT, what the fuck do Abi "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Clancy, Simon Cowell (who has in all likelihood never fucking kicked a ball), and ANY puerile twat from Hollyoaks know about the game. Well, apart from catching footballers' spunk - oh, and Abi Clancy went out with a few players.....

Next show - Sophie Reade explains the offside rule using nail varnish bottles and tampons, and Chanelle/Chantelle argues the pros and cons of the diamond formation as her waters break live on that FAT CUNT's autocue
koshmar Sun, 13/06/2010 - 10:13

What is the fucking point of this vapid bint? The last time I saw a smilar blank expression it had been moulded onto an inflatable doll. Come to think of it, what is the point of that fucking show? Apart from having that über-irritating FAT CUNT, what the fuck do Abi "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Clancy, Simon Cowell (who has in all likelihood never fucking kicked a ball), and ANY puerile twat from Hollyoaks know about the game. Well, apart from catching footballers' spunk - oh, and Abi Clancy went out with a few players.....

Next show - Sophie Reade explains the offside rule using nail varnish bottles and tampons, and Chanelle/Chantelle argues the pros and cons of the diamond formation as her waters break live on that FAT CUNT's autocue
koshmar Sun, 13/06/2010 - 10:13
This woman leaves me with such a dilemma, i dont know whether i want to punch her or fuck her
tommy123 Sun, 13/06/2010 - 10:32
Just give this talentless cretin a mahogany spray tan and she could pass as Jordan's younger, even-less-intelligent sister.
huxylady Sun, 13/06/2010 - 13:33
The very unfunny fat cunt was also on Dr Who. Why on earth are we being force fed this sweaty wank tool.

There's got to be something we can do to get rid of him?
paulskinback Sun, 13/06/2010 - 14:54
fuck her, with a pre-agreed no-talking clause.
GretaBritain Sun, 13/06/2010 - 17:43
Whatever it is, sign me up!
TotalMunter Sun, 13/06/2010 - 18:26
What qualifies the fat fucker to have his own fucking show anyway. The trailer is excellent tho with that fucking moron Vermin Kay. Another fucking oxygen thief. Talentless bunch of dick splashes!
TotalMunter Sun, 13/06/2010 - 18:28
Obviously the stupid bint doesn't know that the Union Jack is the British flag and not the English one ...Thick bitch go away.
Dodger777 Sun, 13/06/2010 - 21:15
At least she doesn't take herself too seriously. She's not Jordan.
angrykid Mon, 14/06/2010 - 07:02
'Not being Jordan' is quite a scraping of the barrel in terms of complimenting someone. I am not Robert Mugabe. Christ, that makes me nearly not one of the vilest scum walking the earth.
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 08:01
I wonder if anyone's waters (as in amniotic not piss) have ever broken while being pleasured by sitting on someone's face? That would surely be the weirdest thing that ever happened to anyone. (It's taking me a few moments to get to grips with the fact that it is Monday. So humour me and my post weekend ramblings. I'll be fine by lesbian hour.)
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 09:32
I read in the paper this morning that a lot of American fans were confused because they thought that the game on Saturday was the final and they didn't understand how it could finish 1-1.....fucking thick septics.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/06/2010 - 09:35
I hope it was also explained to them that the reason why oil will continue to pour out unchecked for the next few weeks from that hole in the ocean floor is because we are all watching the football. "Back in a bit" - Tony Hayward.
stella ah trois Mon, 14/06/2010 - 10:04
Shared dilemma. Perfect solution. Thanks
fuckwit Mon, 14/06/2010 - 10:16
New York Times Sunday edition led with pic of celebrating players and headline 'USA WINS 1-1'

Superb, but to be fair to them, they couldn't really have expected to get a point out of that game could they?
slug Mon, 14/06/2010 - 11:17
Euwwww, Stella!
tescopop Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:29
@stella, calm down dear. All this attention is going to me head.
angrykid Tue, 15/06/2010 - 05:50