Law the daddy
Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:28 by HM writer

Samantha Burke,the publicity shy mother of Jude Law's newborn baby Sophia, has revealed that Law is yet to see or meet his baby daughter but can now courtesy of Hello! magazine (and an estimated fee of £180,000 for Burke). Everyone's a winner!

But of course former model and aspiring actress Burke, who documented the different stages of her pregnancy with photos of herself in her underwear, fully understands that Law is too busy to see Sophia (conceived after a brief fling in New York) for the time being. So it's really quite thoughtful of Burke to show off their baby in a magazine instead so he can sit down with a cup of tea one day and have a quick look.

She told the publication:

"There are no plans for it to happen at the moment, but I know he's busy."

Burke, who originally met Law in a nightclub, has claimed their child has his features and pouts just like him (she's got the same hair too) despite being only five weeks old.

She added:

"She has Jude's chin and nose, and she does a little pout, that I notice he's done before. I think of my relationship with my father, and I think it's just as important as your relationship with your mother. I'm very hopeful that it'll work out, for Sophia's sake.

 

"All she needs is just to know that he's there for her if she ever needs him."

And if not he better pay a lot of compensation money instead!

  • At least I won't be lonely in hell :( ^ ^ ^

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:08
  • congenital.
    Is that like a ladyboy?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:53
  • Ooooh at the risk of sounding a bit cosmic1982 my daughter was downs and died at 5 months old due to a congenital heart defect.

    thought this site was designed to take the piss out of slebs who think the fucking world revolves around them and their shitty waste of space lives.

    NOT to have a go at those individuals born with life threatening syndromes that they cant fucking help.

    Get back to the fantasy bitching and leave those struggling with real life alone.

    maruku Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:23
  • They do say that the chances of birthing a mong are greatly increased when the mother is over 35 years of age.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:28
  • The Times reporting today there's been an uptick in terminations of down's syndrome babies. This one obviously got away.
    That's better eh Cosmic?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:58
  • He looks like one ot those homos walking down the street going ohhh shut-up to his lover with his hands dangling on there shoulder. She did well shes set for life good idea.

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 04:43
  • I bet those limp wrists make all the girls go wild.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:18
  • Retro, I was just about to write something very similar. You can bet your bollocks to a bag of pork scratchings that she'll have some cunty lawyer telling her how to fucking milk this. Fucking garottes were invented for a good reason after all

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:32
  • I'll have a Taboo please. With lemonade if there's any left.

    And Kwebb, that post should be one of the T&C when signing up to this site.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:13
  • How about Coles?

    *coat*

    gago Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:06
  • Do you not know who we all are?! We are the baby boiling, non beetroot eating, extreme Knights of the Grand Wizards Templar of the Friends Of Timothy Mcveigh.

    We say horrible things. Horrible things are funny to some of us with blackened souls. Do we mean what we say? Who cares! Taboos or Not Taboos?!

    Now can we PLEASE stop having to justify every week the collective behaviour on this site to peevish, frumpy, pursed of lip, mid 20's, sub prime debating society, netball referees who wear fleeces. There's a site for everyone on the internet. (Even jiggery.)

    Perhaps you will find a hubby here http://www.digitalspy.co.uk
    Anything is worth a go!

    kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:15
  • Do you get the feeling that, had the father been an unknown plumber or something, that kid would have been aborted quick sharp?

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:56
  • 26 eh ? and you don't look a day over 43 you boring bitch, I bet the long winter nights just fly by in your house don't they darling

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:54
  • At 26 you're far too mature to be on the internets grandad!

    yogithebear Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:50
  • stella ah trois: Er, yeah, I do know all about that, actually. I'd be a pretty stupid 26 year old if I didn't.

    But I don't get my kicks out of being vile, thanks. I'd have a very miserable, sad excuse for a life if I did!

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:41
  • Aw, you're all so stupid. It's quite cute, really. Or it would be, if you knew how to be anything other than rude. YAWN.

    Still, it's half-term, so I suppose most of you have nothing better to do than act like dicks.

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:38
  • Hey cosmic - life is full of surprises like that! You get used to making these little realilsations daily when you get to our age. Look forward to it. Embrace it! Learn to love the little thrill that comes when you learn that teachers smoke dope, priests screw kids and there are mean, nasty, evil, nay, in many cases around here, frankly vile people around. Come on in, the water's lovely. And it is fucking ugly baby.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:37
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:07
  • kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:46
  • i count 4.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:43
  • Wow, didn't realise there were that many idiotic people about. Say whatever you like about the mother, but posting nasty comments about an innocent child who had no say in the matter - well, that's just low and pretty disgusting. Are you all ten?

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:38
  • If the child is his surely he's due half the money? Stories like this make me feel glad to be alive.

    yogithebear Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:26
  • "Pffft. Sophia Law? Might as well have called her Sharia Law! Whatever next?!"

    kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:18
  • what a woeful bloody tale, the filthy, money grabbing slag.

    and burke too.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:55
  • what a woeful bloody tale, the filthy, money grabbing slag.

    and burke too.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:55
  • "Pffft. Sophia Law? Might as well have called her Sharia Law! Whatever next?!"

    kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:18
  • If the child is his surely he's due half the money? Stories like this make me feel glad to be alive.

    yogithebear Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:26
  • Wow, didn't realise there were that many idiotic people about. Say whatever you like about the mother, but posting nasty comments about an innocent child who had no say in the matter - well, that's just low and pretty disgusting. Are you all ten?

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:38
  • i count 4.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:43
  • kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:46
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:07
  • Hey cosmic - life is full of surprises like that! You get used to making these little realilsations daily when you get to our age. Look forward to it. Embrace it! Learn to love the little thrill that comes when you learn that teachers smoke dope, priests screw kids and there are mean, nasty, evil, nay, in many cases around here, frankly vile people around. Come on in, the water's lovely. And it is fucking ugly baby.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:37
  • Aw, you're all so stupid. It's quite cute, really. Or it would be, if you knew how to be anything other than rude. YAWN.

    Still, it's half-term, so I suppose most of you have nothing better to do than act like dicks.

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:38
  • stella ah trois: Er, yeah, I do know all about that, actually. I'd be a pretty stupid 26 year old if I didn't.

    But I don't get my kicks out of being vile, thanks. I'd have a very miserable, sad excuse for a life if I did!

    cosmic1982 Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:41
  • At 26 you're far too mature to be on the internets grandad!

    yogithebear Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:50
  • 26 eh ? and you don't look a day over 43 you boring bitch, I bet the long winter nights just fly by in your house don't they darling

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:54
  • Do you get the feeling that, had the father been an unknown plumber or something, that kid would have been aborted quick sharp?

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:56
  • Do you not know who we all are?! We are the baby boiling, non beetroot eating, extreme Knights of the Grand Wizards Templar of the Friends Of Timothy Mcveigh.

    We say horrible things. Horrible things are funny to some of us with blackened souls. Do we mean what we say? Who cares! Taboos or Not Taboos?!

    Now can we PLEASE stop having to justify every week the collective behaviour on this site to peevish, frumpy, pursed of lip, mid 20's, sub prime debating society, netball referees who wear fleeces. There's a site for everyone on the internet. (Even jiggery.)

    Perhaps you will find a hubby here http://www.digitalspy.co.uk
    Anything is worth a go!

    kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:15
  • How about Coles?

    *coat*

    gago Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:06
  • I'll have a Taboo please. With lemonade if there's any left.

    And Kwebb, that post should be one of the T&C when signing up to this site.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:13
  • Retro, I was just about to write something very similar. You can bet your bollocks to a bag of pork scratchings that she'll have some cunty lawyer telling her how to fucking milk this. Fucking garottes were invented for a good reason after all

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:32
  • I bet those limp wrists make all the girls go wild.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:18
  • He looks like one ot those homos walking down the street going ohhh shut-up to his lover with his hands dangling on there shoulder. She did well shes set for life good idea.

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 04:43
  • The Times reporting today there's been an uptick in terminations of down's syndrome babies. This one obviously got away.
    That's better eh Cosmic?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:58
  • They do say that the chances of birthing a mong are greatly increased when the mother is over 35 years of age.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:28
  • Ooooh at the risk of sounding a bit cosmic1982 my daughter was downs and died at 5 months old due to a congenital heart defect.

    thought this site was designed to take the piss out of slebs who think the fucking world revolves around them and their shitty waste of space lives.

    NOT to have a go at those individuals born with life threatening syndromes that they cant fucking help.

    Get back to the fantasy bitching and leave those struggling with real life alone.

    maruku Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:23
  • congenital.
    Is that like a ladyboy?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:53
  • At least I won't be lonely in hell :( ^ ^ ^

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:08

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