Kean-hugh help me?
Sun, 21/03/2010 - 14:07 by Harry Bow

There's nothing like an old colleague to dry your tears after a marriage break-up - Cheryl Cole turned to the manly arms of backing dancer Derek Hough, Kate Winslet apparently got support from Leo DiCaprio and Sandra Bullock has reportedly sought out solace from both Keanu Reeves and Hugh Grant (and Winslet's the winner).

Obviously Keanu wasn't so supportive when Sandra wanted to appear in Speed 2, but the actor is said to be giving his old co-star advice following the allegations about her husband's infidelity with Michelle Bombshell. Considering he almost got shafted by a shit-talking crazy who claimed he owed several million dollars in child and spousal support for a family that didn't exist last year, there's a chance he'll tell her to give Jesse James the benefit of the doubt, although the actress's Two Weeks Notice co-star Hugh Grant knows exactly how low a guy can go when he has an itch that needs scratching... In fact, the Brit apparently already offered to fly to LA to dry hump her tears, although that might just be because he's on the run after having a chocolate cake fight (the new cage-fighting) with Matthew Freud at Annabel's last week.

Meanwhile, Jesse has been reunited with his very own rock, Cinnabun, after the pet went missing for a second time in one month last week. We just hope Hugh doesn't throw it away again during his next dessert fight. We can definitely see what Bombsell saw in Jesse - we haven't seen anyone look so hot in a pair of dungarees since this.

 

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    sibat0705 Wed, 24/03/2010 - 14:39
  • As for Sandra being "comforted", what does that mean? If she's trying to send a message to the big Jesse that guys are still interested, she'd be better off bunging Madonna's Hey-Zoos a dollar bill and parading him round town.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 22/03/2010 - 12:37
  • Koshmar - how funny - excellent (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 22/03/2010 - 12:34
  • Do you really change your patio furniture by the season Meryl,or were you just carried away on a tide of hyperbole ?

    Imnohomophobe Mon, 22/03/2010 - 08:56
  • My at-one-time future mother-in-law called Sandra was always gagging for it. I hasten to add I did NOT shag the old boot, but not for her lack of trying... her husband was a fat cunt of a copper and patently incapable of getting the truncheon to co-operate

    koshmar Mon, 22/03/2010 - 00:25
  • And also wondering - do women called Sandra get much sex?

    merylhighground Sun, 21/03/2010 - 23:22
  • A photo of Keanu and Sandra is all it takes to have me wondering on this sunny Spring day - teak or mahogany for the season's patio furniture?

    merylhighground Sun, 21/03/2010 - 23:22
  • Having visited the cashpoint first of course.

    stella ah trois Sun, 21/03/2010 - 16:39
  • Hugh Grant - the best actor since that piece of antique pine seen in the background of the cafe in EastEnders. He'll fly round the earth twice in the hope of a sympathy shag

    koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 15:59
  • Hugh Grant - the best actor since that piece of antique pine seen in the background of the cafe in EastEnders. He'll fly round the earth twice in the hope of a sympathy shag

    koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 15:59
  • Having visited the cashpoint first of course.

    stella ah trois Sun, 21/03/2010 - 16:39
  • A photo of Keanu and Sandra is all it takes to have me wondering on this sunny Spring day - teak or mahogany for the season's patio furniture?

    merylhighground Sun, 21/03/2010 - 23:22
  • And also wondering - do women called Sandra get much sex?

    merylhighground Sun, 21/03/2010 - 23:22
  • My at-one-time future mother-in-law called Sandra was always gagging for it. I hasten to add I did NOT shag the old boot, but not for her lack of trying... her husband was a fat cunt of a copper and patently incapable of getting the truncheon to co-operate

    koshmar Mon, 22/03/2010 - 00:25
  • Do you really change your patio furniture by the season Meryl,or were you just carried away on a tide of hyperbole ?

    Imnohomophobe Mon, 22/03/2010 - 08:56
  • Koshmar - how funny - excellent (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 22/03/2010 - 12:34
  • As for Sandra being "comforted", what does that mean? If she's trying to send a message to the big Jesse that guys are still interested, she'd be better off bunging Madonna's Hey-Zoos a dollar bill and parading him round town.

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