A Brazilian Job
Wed, 16/09/2009 - 11:14 by HM writer

Sarah Harding almost managed to exit her car without flashing the world her frilly knickers as she arrived at The Ivy Club last night. Maybe next time Harding, maybe next time...

Harding looked less spangled than usual after her night out and only required the help of two minders to usher her into a waiting car.

The 27-year-old, who will be supporting Coldplay this weekend with Girls Aloud (probably because Chris Martin would quite like to jump each of their their bones), may be off to Hollywood after being shagged tipped by Jason Statham for a role in his new film The Brazilian Job. He must have seen how well she wore those leather hotpants for her cameo in the upcoming sequel for 'St Trinian's'. And our modern day equivalent of Laurence Olivier wouldn't want to upstaged by anyone who might appear less wooden than him...

 

  • She has Tom eyes.........as In Tom and Jerry after he has been hit with a flat iron

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:57
  • nowt wrong with that!

    lonegunman Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:40
  • Slags Aloud support Coldplay?? WTF??! Chris Martin, truly desperate as well as unremittingly shit.

    walsingham Thu, 17/09/2009 - 20:30
  • NOW I WOULD....

    dogpas Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:51
  • You fucking ugly overrated old cunt. Fuck off, please.

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 15:51
  • Shame, actually

    fuckwit Wed, 16/09/2009 - 15:34
  • At least she was wearing pants...

    mortalcoil Wed, 16/09/2009 - 13:28
  • At least she was wearing pants...

    mortalcoil Wed, 16/09/2009 - 13:28
  • Shame, actually

    fuckwit Wed, 16/09/2009 - 15:34
  • You fucking ugly overrated old cunt. Fuck off, please.

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 15:51
  • NOW I WOULD....

    dogpas Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Slags Aloud support Coldplay?? WTF??! Chris Martin, truly desperate as well as unremittingly shit.

    walsingham Thu, 17/09/2009 - 20:30
  • nowt wrong with that!

    lonegunman Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:40
  • She has Tom eyes.........as In Tom and Jerry after he has been hit with a flat iron

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:57

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